Sister Lillian and the Convent of Blood

Beloved in Christ,

Greetings in the wonderful name of our Lord Jesus!May the Lord?s favour and peace be multiplied to you,see Numbers 6:24-26; 2 Peter 1:2. The word of God also says,"They that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength, they shall mount up with wings as eagles: they shall run, and not be weary, and they shall walk, and not faint." Isaiah 40:31.It is a priviledge to share this great testimony with you, to God be thy glory. I am Brother solomon Madu,Happilly married to my wife with Four children.During a prayer and fasting session in our church i asked God Almighty to direct me to an honest person that will use this Fund righteously to reach the needy, the less priviledge and lost souls. For the word of God says, "what shall it profict a man if he gains the whole world, and loss his soul". The bible also says, "the blessing of God comes supernaturally and it is through Divine favour".The amount involved, is $9.5m US dollar (nine million,five hundred US dollars) This said fund was aquired, whe i was working with an International Oil Firm in my Country,I was the field operational Manager of Exporting of CRUDE OIL in my Company when i was in the world. I gave my life to God Almighty after my predicaments in the world and God really touched my life.Then, after given my life to God, i packaged and sealed the fund in a consignment box and deposited the consignment box that c ontained the fund with a Security Company, ready for delivery and to invest the fund on the things that will glorify the name of our Lord Jesus Christ for His wonderful deeds in my life.Beloved, i will like you to immediately send me your particulars, full names, full address, direct telephone and fax numbers to enable me procure the necessary documents covering the fund,making you the sole beneficiary of the fund.As soon as i receive your particulars, I will start up all the necessary process on how the funds will get to you. Be informed that as soon as this fund is in your possession, i shall join you in your country to see how the fund will be use for the things that will glorify God and to give thanks to God.please reply me through this my private email address solomonmadu@fastermail.com

Awaiting your prompt response.

Remain blessed.

Yours in Christ,
Brother solomon Madu

My Dearest Solomon,

How aptly you are named! I sense that you are truly wise to have embraced the love of our Lord Jesus Christ so fully. God must truly be with us both to have chosen us for this noble mission. My friend, lets us join together as the Lords vessels, because if we do the enemies of God will surely be brought to the Lord. For it is written in Jeremiah 19:9 "I will make them eat the flesh of their sons and daughters, and they will eat one another's flesh during the stress of the siege imposed on them by the enemies who seek their lives." His will be done.

You said that you desired my full contact information.

Sister Lillian Gans
Our Lady of Hoboken Convent
72 Strobel Road
Trumbull, CT 06611

fax: 203-926-XXXX

The Lord has tested me by making my hearing fail in my later years. Alas! A telephone conversation would be quite impossible. I do hope that e-mail facsimile will be sufficient. Technology, though often a tool of the Devil, has been a great blessing to me.

In eating the Body and Blood of Christ we are blessed, for it is written in Deuteronomy 28:53 "Because of the suffering that your enemy will inflict on you during the siege, you will eat the fruit of the womb, the flesh of the sons and daughters the LORD your God has given you." So it is written. So it shall be done. We will be tested, but the food of the Lord Almighty shall give us strength.

I look forward to working with you, and hope that, since you are planning to travel to this country, we may be able to celebrate the Mass of Blood together this coming summer solstice.

Blessings upon you and yours,

Sister Lillian

Christ Love,

Engr.Solomon Madu

As I mentioned in my previous letter, the Lord has seen fit to take my hearing from me, so I cannot use a telephone. Even if I could, that awful Sister Bertrille would surely eavesdrop and keep us from the Lords work. I pray that the Almighty will restore my hearing when I go to my heavenly reward, for it is written in Isaiah 29:18" In that day the deaf will hear the words of the scroll, and out of gloom and darkness the eyes of the blind will see."

I hope that my inability to use a telephone will not cause you undue trouble. I have been very successful using e-mail, telephone, and telegraph (on the few lines that American Telephone & Telegraph still operates). Do you have an AT&T telegraph office in your town? I find it to be a fine form of communication in a pinch, though sometimes Satan sees fit to insert blasphemous words into my messages as they cross those very old transatlantic cables. Or it could be that the telegraph operators are possessed by demons. The only way to be sure would be to perform the Test of Blood on them, for it is written in Deuteronomy 32:17 "The blasphemers sacrificed to demons, which are not God- gods they had not known, gods that recently appeared, gods your fathers did not fear."

I fear that I have babbled on too long! Please forgive me. It is very lonely here at the convent, and it is so good to have someone to correspond with in the Lord.

Blessed by thy blood,

Sister Lillian
fax: 203-926-XXXX
e-mail: lilliangans@mail.com
telegraph: US-CT-TRM-06611.GANSL

PLEASE CONFIRM THE TELEPHONE NUMBER AGAIN 234-803-318-7034.

THANKS WITH CHRIST LOVE,

ENGR.SOLOMON MADU

My Lovely Solomon,

My fax number is 203-926-XXXX. Again, I am unable to use the telephone because I am DEAF. I have NO HEARING. Even if I could call, all long-distance calls must be approved by Mother Superior.

I do hope you will please fax me, so that we may pursue the work of the Almighty God.

Yours by the Blood of the Lord,

Sister Lillian

Dear Beloved Lilian.
 
I am very happy with your good information and base on thatr i will also surgest or rather agree that we comunicate to our salf through email to enable you read and understand the developmenmt of the project.Meanwhile your ifomation has forwarded to my lawyer to prepare an agreement that will hold to our self which i will send to you to sign and return back.so with time i will send to you the email of my lawyer for easy comunication and for the succese of the transaction.Though i know thaty every thing will surly go well to the glory of God.

With christ love.

Engr Solomon Madu.

Dear Soulfriend Solomon,

I am joyous that we have an understanding and a way to communicate in God Almighty, and look forward to your blessed correspondence.

May you bathe in the blood of the Lord,

Sister Lillian

Dear soulfriend Lillian,

I am glad to hear from you.Just like i told i have forwarded your details to the lawyer to enable him contact you and i believe he will soon contact you.And for your information his name is Barrister Franz Onuora.

Christ Love,

Engr.Solomon Madu

To Lillian Cans.

Your details was submited to my chamber from my client Engr. Steven Madu, based on the intends transaction both of you have in common.Although my client assured to pay my consultation fees,I am of the opion that both of you should have a legaly binding agreement. And based on that I have promised to handle all legalities involved, such as getting the affidavit of the change of ownership which transfer the will funds to you as the new beneficiary. Also power of attorney and other realated document which I will file in the high court here will accompy the other documents, and this will emphatically authorise you to claim the funds from where it was deposited. I wait to accertain your mandate.

Best Regards.

Barrister Franz Onuora.(SAN)
(LLB,LLBM,MBL)Solicitor and Advocates.

My Dearest Barrister Onuora,

I am so blessed to hear from you. Please send me the agreement and I will review it. If you have the trust of such a good man as my soulfriend Solomon, I am sure it will be fair. You may e-mail it to me, or fax it to me at 203-926-XXXX.

For future reference, my name is Lillian Gans, not Lillian Cans. How did you learn my teenage nickname? It is true that I have large breasts (God Almightly forgive me for using that word!), but I prefer not to draw attention to them, as they seem to cause evil thoughts in men. This is why I came to live at the convent. I have saved enough money for breast (God forgive me!) reduction surgery, but now I feel that the money is best spent on bringing more people to join in the Blood Communion of our Lord rather than on myself.

I must ask, so there will be complete trust and understanding between us. Have you accepted the sacrifice of Jesus Christ as your own? Have you drunk of the blood of the Lord and eaten his holy body? I know that Solomon would not have put his trust in you if you were not a good and honest man, but it would bring me great peace to know this fact.

Be full in the belly of the Lord,

Sister Lillian Gans
Our Lady of Hoboken
Convent 72 Strobel Road
Trumbull, CT 06611
fax: 203-926-XXXX
e-mail: lilliangans@mail.com
telegraph: US-CT-TRM-06611.GANSL

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Wow, Solomon and Franz are both at 80.179.100.100. What a coincidence! This tells me that they are e-mailing from the same computer and are (probably) the same person.

Dear Beloved Lillian.

This is to find out if my attorney has contact you as I was with him yesterday and he promise to get in tourch with soon as possible. Although I have not hear from you as for today hope all is well with you. I wait for your response.

Remain Bless.

Solomon Madu

My Soulfriend Solomon,

I was blessed to get an e-mail from your attorney, Mr. Onuora, this morning. I replied to him with all of my contact information so that he can create a legal agreement. Looking back at his e-mail, I notice that he mistakenly called you Steven. Do you know him well? Do you know if he is a Christian? It would make me feel better if he was, although if you put your blessed trust in him, I am sure the Almighty will see us through.

On a different subject, can you tell me your blood type and birth date? I would love to run some hemotological charts on us to predict the possible success of this transaction.

Yours in the blood of our Lord,

Sister Lillian

Dear Beloved Lillian.

What a mighty God we saver,i am full of joy in the Lord that you have receive and reply the mail from the laywer to show the seriousness in the project.Beloveth the name you said you saw could be a mistake because the lawyer ias not a baby law he is a san which stand as queens cousels in london and he is about 56yrs of age.so he is a trust minded person and has fear of God so you are advise to comply with him.Beloveth please let us keep our faith in God for i know that there is noting in God's hand that dose not work out.Please as soon as you receive the agreement from the lawyer study it fine and quikly sign and return back so that we can comence on how the fund can move the the destinated account.Regards to my blood group is (As) and i was born in 1955 in the month of june 16th.Please yours too is very inportant to me in your next mail while you wait for the agreement from the lawyer.

Remain Bless. Brother

Solomon Madu.

My Soulfriend Solomon,

Let us rejoice in the blood of the Lord, for he is ever so good to us! For it is written in Ezekiel 39:18, "You will eat the flesh of mighty men and drink the blood of the princes of the earth as if they were rams and lambs, goats and bulls-all of them fattened animals from Bashan." In this way we keep and strengthen our faith, beloved brother!

I am looking forward to getting the agreement from your lawyer. It makes me feel so safe to know that he fears God as we do. I will make haste to sign and return it, and may blessings be upon us all.

Thank you so much for sending me your blood and birth information. It makes me thank God Almighty that you show such trust in me. My blood type is A+ and my birth date is February 26th, 1926. I have made up a quick hemotological chart for us, and I find our blood rhythms to be surprisingly synchronous -- almost as if we were of the same blood. This is a great and powerful sign! Only the best can come of this. We walk together in the blood of the Lord, and we shall surely triumph. I hope I am not too forward when I say that had I met a man with a chart like yours when I was younger, I should never have become a nun.

Your friend in Christ,

Sister Lillian

Honorable Barrister Franz Onuora,

My dear friend Solomon Madu seems concerned that I have not yet received a contract from you to sign. I know that you are a very busy and important person, but I thought that I should send my contact information to you again in case you did not receive it. No doubt Satan himself is scrambling the bits and bytes between us to prevent us from completing this holy venture. I am:

Sister Lillian Gans
Our Lady of Hoboken Convent
72 Strobel Road Trumbull, CT 06611
fax: 203-926-XXXX
e-mail: lilliangans@mail.com
telegraph: US-CT-TRM-06611.GANSL

May we share in the blood of the Lord,

Sister Lillian

My Beloveth Lillian.

Thanks a million for your good words of hope in your recent mail, and i pray that our God Almighty will strengten us together to accomblish this project by his grace.I spoke with the lawyer today before this my mail and he promise that he is working for the agreementand that he will send it to you today or fisrt thing tommorrow.he alsop advise me that an agreement is not what one could rush to write which i reason to him and alouwed him to do his job as a lawyer.Once again my beloved sister Lillian may the good God sse us through in Jesus Name Amen.I so much praise you for the grace it took you to become a nun for i know that with God all things are possible. Remain Bless till i hear from you,i wish i can see you face to face while because your mail of today touches me for being in the same group of blood with you i know it is asign of God mercy that brings us together.i love you with all my heart.

Remain Bless.

Brother Solomon Madu.

My Beloved Solomon,

How I wish I could meet you face to face as well! I hope we may someday mingle our blood together in the eyes of the Lord. As you say, all things are possible with God so perhaps we will meet. What a blessed joy that would be! As it is written in Ezekiel 37:6 "I will attach tendons to you and make flesh come upon you and cover you with skin; I will put breath in you, and you will come to life. Then you will know that I am the Lord." To touch your skin and breathe your breath and know that you are real. I feel such a connection to you that God Almighty must surely be granting us great blessings.

At sunset we sacrificed a goat to the Lord on the altar. It was a grand pyre! When we slaughtered the beast, we passed around a cup of it's blood, and I prayed a secret prayer that your work and mine will be true to the Lord. God hears even our secret prayers, so I have faith that my prayer will be answered. My heart weeps with love for you, dear, dear Solomon.

Be Blessed my soulfriend,

Sister Lillian

ATTN. Please see the attached agreement read and sign also send back to my chamber.

Dearest Barrister Onoura,

I have attached the signed agreement. I'm not very good with computers, but Sister Mary-Kate helped me to print it and Sister Ashley helped me scan it in. I have pledged them to secrecy and we sacrificed a titmouse to seal it.

May blessings of blood rain upon you,

Sister Lillian

Attention Sister Lillian Gans.

This is to inform you that already I have sent the agreement for you to read and sign, I am very sorry for the delay this is because of my several engagements. With hope you will understand all that was written in the agreements, once you complete and sign the agreement I will then issue you a power of attorney which will authorise you as the new beneficiary of the said fund. However you have to send to me your banks details which I will then forward to the deposited bank for unward transfering of the fund into your desinated bank account. I wait for your response and action.

Best Regards.

Barrister Franz Onuora.

Dearest Barrister Onoura,

Blessings upon you. I have signed the agreement and returned it to you as promised. Thus Solomon and I have sealed our covenant.

You wanted my bank account information. My bank is TOBOR REGIONAL BANK and my account number is 7337 SP43K SCROE 1701.

I do have a question for you. The FDIC only insures my account for up to $150,000. I am concerned if something were to happen to the bank while the funds are there. Is there some kind of supplemental insurance you would recommend?

Jesus be with you,

Sister Lillian

Dear Beloved Lillian Gans

Thanks for your lovely mail of today, and i am assuring you that with the disscusion i hard with my lawyer i strongly beleive he will send the agreement to you today.All i need from you is to comply with my lawyer so that this project could be accomplished as soon as possible.However i hope for yor urgent and lovely mail as i wish could meet you face to face so that we mingle our blood together in the eyes of God.Beloveth please alway remember me in your morning prayer because prayer is the key of succese.May the good God see us through in this project.Please try to update me as soon as you receive the agreement.

Remain Bless.

Brother Solomon Madu.

Beloved Solomon,

Great blessings are upon us! I have received the agreement, signed and returned it to Barrister Onoura. He also asked me for my bank account information so he could transfer the funds into it. This is so exciting!

Have you thought about which charities the funds should be used for? I feel that you should have a say. Of course I feel that I would like some of it to go to support the Convent. With so much evil in the world, we have had to sacrifice many animals of late to appease the Lord, and we are beginning to run out. Our neighbors lend us what they can (the occasional stray cat or dog, the unwanted rabbit) but I should like to start raising and breeding a sacrificial stock of our own. Would that be considered selfish?

I remember you in both my morning and evening prayers. Sometimes I will drop to my knees in the middle of the day and say a prayer for you -- the other Sisters must think me quite mad. I think about you all the time, frankly. You make me feel like a little girl -- I don't know why! I should feel ashamed of these stirrings in my loins, but I do not. You are a good and blessed man and if that is so then it must me right with God Almighty. Before I lay me down to sleep I will bleed a dove in your honor.

Keep me in your dreams,

Sister Lil

Dear Belove Lillian.

Thanks a million for your good and understanding mail,i also happy to hear that you have received the agreement signed and returned back to the lawyer,may the good God strengthen you in this project.I equally agree that you should use part of the fund to support the convent as it is on God's Kingdom.Please dear Lillian as i always said, you try all your best to make sure that you comply with the lawyer for the success of this project. My best regard to your fellow sisther in the Lord.As i wait for your response.

Remain Bless.

Brother Solomon Madu.

Good Morning, Solomon!

I trust in God that you are well today. I am eager to hear from the lawyer when the funds will be deposited so that we can begin the Lord's work. I am already thinking about the kind of livestock we will need for sacrifice: Goats, bulls, alpacas and a variety of flightless waterfowl come to mind.

I went to Terraserver and got a aerial photo of the convent so you can see where I live (we are the large house across from the school). As you can see, we will have to clear out some land for and pasture, but it will all be worth it in the eyes of the Lord God Almighty!

But now, dearest, the important things. I had a powerful and holy dream last night, and I know it must be a sign. There there appeared a great wonder in heaven. I was clothed with the sun, and the moon under my feet, and upon my head a crown of twelve stars. Being with child I cried, travailing in birth, and pained to be delivered. And there appeared another wonder in heaven: a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads. His tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before me, for to devour my child as soon as it was born.

Solomon, what could this mean? Am I, at my age, to bear a child? With God all things are possible, I know, but I have not known man in many, many years.

Stay blessed by the blood of our Lord,

Sister Lil

Remain Bless.

Brother Solomon Madu.

Darling Solomon,

I am so relieved! Sometimes I take my dreams so literally! Of course the child in my dream was our project! It all makes sense now.

Dearest, I am concerned about you mating with your lawyer. Is this a custom in in Lagos in order to seal legal agreements? Did you wear protection, I hope? I know this a holy matter, but I would not depend on the spiritual condom of the Lord to protect you from disease.

Will Mr. Onoura and I have to mate as well? Or perhaps you and I? If it is necessary to move this blessed project forward, then I am sure it will be acceptable to God Almighty. However, I would not break my vow of chastity without good reason and adequate lubrication.

Still, I am not sure what to think about your homosexual act with the Barrister. The church teaches us these days to be "diverse" and "multicultural," I know. But it also written in Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

To be on the safe side, I think that you should find the nearest priest, confess this sin, and atone for it however he says. We must keep ourselves holy so that God will not curse this project. The Book of Punishment prescribes for homosexual acts something not less than recitation of 100 Our Fathers and not more than a scourging.

Dearest, I will sacrifice a rabbit today to appease the Holy Spirit, but you must atone in your heart. Please tell me it is so. In the meantime, I look forward to hearing from the Barrister and I will do as he says, even if it involves mating with him.

Stay blessed by the blood of our Lord,

Sister Lil

ATTN. See the attached documents and act fast.

Dearest Barrister Onuora,

I am working on pulling together the necessary funds. It may take a few days. I hope to be able to send it to you before I leave for the 3-day Nun Convention in New York on Friday.

Yours by the blood of our Lord,

Sister Lillian Gans

Dear Beloved Lillian.

Thanks for your mail,but my dear i can not exactly understand what you mean with your perable.Please let me know the possition of things if the lawyuer has gotten intouch with you, and what did he said because your mail to me this afternoon dose not sound clearly with me and i am very eager to know if the lawyer has send to you the power of attorney which he said he will obtain today from the high court of the land.I am wait for your good and posective mail.

Remain Bless.

Brother Solomon Madu.

Darling Solomon,

I am confused as well. You wrote, "I have mate the lawyer during the weekend." I take this to mean that you had sex with the lawyer during the weekend. Since you are both men, that would be homosexual sex, which the Lord says is an abomination. Have I misunderstood you in some way? If you are not homosexual, that would be a great relief to me.

The instructions and power of attorney arrived from the Barrister and it all seems to be in order. I am not allowed to access my bank account without the permission of the Mother Superior, and I fear she will disapprove. However, I know that Sister Bertrille keeps a large sum of cash in her mattress, and I plan to borrow some from her while is in vespers.

This may take me a few days, but I hope to send the Barrister the money before I leave for a 3-day Nun Convention in New York on Friday. In the meantime, you will be in my thoughts and dreams.

May you bathe in the blood of our Lord,

Sister Lil

Thanks for your mail with hope you received my mail completly. Please Sister Lillian I have a very limited time to complete this transfer therefore I am of the option that you try your possible best to make sure that you made this payment so as to meet up with the court stipulated time for the fileing in of the documents. Please bear with me on this regards, with hope you understand what I mean. I wait for your urgent action.

Best Regards.

Franz Onuora.

Honorable Barrister,

I will do my best by the Lord to get the payment to you quickly so that Solomon and I may pursue this blessed venture. The Church controls my bank account very tightly. Although I received a sizable paycheck from the Convent, my access to my savings must be approved by my Mother Superior. In my fifty years in the Order I have felt this to be unfair, and I have complained to several Popes to no avail. I did get a nice note from Pope John XXIII in 1962 inviting me to join him for spaghetti next time I was in Rome, but they didn't allow us out of the Convent much in those days, and he died shortly thereafter.

Ah, please forgive the ramblings of an old, if God-fearing woman. Still, all I say is the will of the Lord Almighty, for it is written in Numbers 22:38 "And Balaam said unto Balak, 'Lo, I have come unto thee. Have I now any power at all to say anything? The word that God putteth in my mouth, that shall I speak.'"

I assure you that I have the means to procure this funding for you. I know there is money here in the Convent I can acquire. It will take a little time, but it will be worth it in the end. Before morning vespers we sacrificed a small rabid weasel. I pointed it's little head toward the southeast (toward Africa) as an extra blessing upon our work with Solomon.

May blessings of blood rain upon us in torrents!

Your humble servant,

Sister Lillian

Dear Beloved Sister.

Thanks for your efforts so far, and I am very greatful. On your recent complain about homesexual, My dear sister I belive vividly that you are not in any way reffering such act for me , because I am a happy married family man with four children and up till date I have being in the body of christ Jesus. My dear I can not at this my age go contary to the command of our Lord. Please My beloved Sister try as much as you can to keep to your words so that we can be able to accomplish this God's projects within a short time.

Remain Bless. Brother

Solomon Madu

My Prodigious Solomon,

I am glad to hear that you did not commit a heinous act of homosexuality. It must have all been a misunderstanding. Goodness knows that just the image in my mind of you and the Barrister doing terrible things disturbed me greatly. As I always sing to the children when I visit the school,

"Some holes are meant for things to go in!
Some holes are meant for things to go out!
Don't put things in your out holes!
Or God will scream and shout!"

I hope that you have taught your children the same lesson. It is a blessing that you are such a good and Christian man. I do wish you had told me earlier that you were married, as I had entertained shameful thoughts about you. I must flail myself after lunch to atone.

Meanwhile, I am very close to getting the necessary money to the lawyer. Please be patient. I trust no one but Sister Mary-Kate and Sister Ashley, but I dare not tell even them about the money in Sister Bertrille's mattress.

Please be blessed by the Lord's blood,

Sister Lillian

My Dearest Barrister Franz Onuora,

I walked into town today and sent the required money to you by Western Union. I've attached a copy of the receipt so you will know the control number.

How soon may I expect a deposit of the $6.5 million in my savings account? Will it all be deposited at once or in smaller payments over time?

I pray that you receive the money quickly, and that the Evil One will not darken your doorstep this day.

Yours by the blood of our Lord,

Sister Lillian Gans

My Dearest Solomon,

Praise God Almighty! I have sent the payment of $2500 to the good Barrister. Oh, how I hope the rest of this transaction goes quickly! I can almost taste the wonderful good things my fellow Sisters and I will be able to do with $6.5 million. It is a blessed, blessed day!

Still I must not let avarice get the best of me, for it is written in 1 Corinthians 6, "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortionists, shall inherit the kingdom of God."

Solomon, I need the benefit of your good and holy wisdom. I would appreciate any suggestions you might have on what charities the money should go to. Obviously we don't want the money to go any Atheist, Muslim, Buddhist, Unitarian, Jewish, or Polish charities. And, of course, we must avoid sending money to those so-called Christian organizations that aren't really Christian (the ones that refuse to follow the holy tradition and example of blood sacrifice).

Also, would it be wrong to use some of the money to get my nose fixed? Any maybe a little botox treatment for my wrinkles? If I am going to be using these funds for the good of humanity, I think that I should look my best. It is written in Psalm 96:9, "O worship the Lord in the beauty of holiness: fear before him, all the earth."

Stay blessed by the blood of the Lord,

Sister Lillian

Attention. Sister Lillian Gans.

I received the sent western union document but to my surprise the amount and the infomation there are not correct please cross check your document. As a matter of urgency try and see if the problem comes from your bank, Also forward all the information through mail not by attachement. This has coursed me a lot of embrassment this morning in my bank and I am not happy about such acts compare to my position in the soicety here. I wait for your urgent response as I surpose to be in the court today for the remaining documents.

Best Regards.

Franz Onuora.

Dearest Barrister Onuora,

I apologize for taking so long to get back to you. I have been emailing back and forth with Western Union all day! Satan himself must be working to foil the good deeds we intend to do. I pray that the money is not lost! The customer service office here says that I did indeed send $2,500, as the reciept I sent to you confirms. I can tell you that I certainly handed the teller that much cash!

They said that the problem must be a problem with the computers in the Lagos office, but that they have no authority over them. In order to fix this, they said the recipient must speak with the manager there and refer to case #JNY8675309. The manager's is Jayed Garhoover and his phone number is 234-1-261-0097.

Please do know if there is anything I can do to help. In the meantime, I will pray mightily and sacrifice some possums to keep the Evil One away.

Yours by the Cup of His Blood,

Sister Lillian

Dearest Darling Solomon,

Oh, what a frustrating day! I do not know what could have caused such a problem. I know I gave them the money, it must be in their system somewhere. I did not have much success with Western Union today, but they did provide a contact in Lagos who might be able to resolve this problem.

Oh, I was right... computers are the tools of Satan. But then, we never would have been in contact. Sister Mary-Kate insists that it is not computers that are evil, but Windows, and that if I only ran Linux that I wouldn't have these problems. Pray as I might, I cannot reconcile this with my faith. That open source concept sounds so Communist, and we all know that communist states have an atheistic philosophy. Ah, if Sister Mary-Kate is right, I fear the only way to rid myself of computing demons is to purchase a Macintosh.

Would it be ethical to use some of the money to purchase a Macintosh for the convent? I'm thinking a G5 with a 23" Cinema HD display. Please let me know what you think. I trust your judgement implicitly.

Please pray with me to the Lord Jesus and his holy blood that the good Barrister has more success with Western Union than I and that those responsible will be sacrificed to God Almighty. In Isaiah 9:19-20 it is wrtitten, "Through the wrath of the LORD of hosts is the land darkened, and the people shall be as the fuel of the fire: no man shall spare his brother. And he shall snatch on the right hand, and be hungry; and he shall eat on the left hand, and they shall not be satisfied: they shall eat every man the flesh of his own arm."

Yours by blood of sacrifice,

Sister Lillian

Sister Lillian Gans.

This is to state as amatter of facts thatI am very upset in the whole set up. Just as I received your todays mail I went to the Bank and the story still remain the same.Even Mr Solomon Madu came to my office and I also told him the out come from my bank. I also tried the number you gave me and no response, can you really tells me what is going on. My dear, I advise you to call the money back from your deposited bank and resend it again since no one has ever claim the money, this was an advise from my bank manager. I wait to hear from you soon.

Best Regards.

Franz Onuora.

Dearest Franz,

May I call you Franz? It seems so familiar to call someone of your stature by their first name, but I am blessed to know you so well at this point.

I do not understand why the Western Union office in Lagos does not answer. Is it a holiday there? Anyway, I convinced customer service to give me Mr. Jayed Garhoover's mobile phone number. It is 01/44970962. They said if he does not answer then you can try his personal assistant, Gee Mann at 01/4975327. I do not understand your phone numbers and I cannot call because I am deaf, so I hope this makes sense.

Please stay blessed by the blood,

Sister Lillian

Brother Solomon Madu.

My Darling Dearest Solomon,

Blessings upon you this new day! I sent the good Barrister the mobile phone numbers of Jayed Garhoover and his assistant Gee Mann at Western Union. Hopefully, they will be able to resolve this problem and thwart the works of Satan. I forgot to mention that they said if Mr. Onuora gets no help from Mr. Garhoover, he should call Mr. Haz Iwendi, Assistant Commissioner - Nigeria at the central Abuja office at 09/2340868.

Oh Solomon, I don't know what to do! If the money is lost then we are ruined. Could you pay the Barrister and I will pay you back when the funds have been transferred?

I have lead the morning sacrifice now, so I must go. Please please tell the lawyer that he must call these people and work with them to fix this problem. There is nothing I can do from here.

Stay blessed by the blood,

Sister Lillian

Sister Lillian.

I received your recent mail in dismay. I belive that I has really informed you that you are the right person to do whatever suite you in other to get your money back if you are very sure you made this payment, but surprisingly you still do not understand, my dear this is your responsibility so dont try to play hide and seek game, I do not work on that way period. And if by tomorrow all this mess are not corrected just know that my business with both of you are cancled hope I am well understood. You should go and cancle the payment and retrive your money back from your deposited bank, Beside the information you gave as per where the money is coming from still find funny therefore cross check your self.

Best Regard.

Franz Onuora.

Dear Sister Lillian Gans. I am very surprise that you could not simply understand what I earlier told you on my mail. This money still belong to you fine, go and collect its back simple, stop boardering me or the lawyer. From your mail I can now see that you did not make any payment of $2500.00 because you are now trying to find a way out by telling me to pay the bill for you. My dear I thought You are really a true beliver of God but with this your altitude now I hardly can't understand, therefore if you know that your playing with the name of God better stop it because my bible tells me that it is only a fool that says there is no God and who ever take the name of God for nothing must surely be punished. Search your mind and please if all this is a game or what better stop wasting my time.

Remain Bless.

Solomon Madu.

Dear Stupid Solomon-Franz,

Well, I guess our little game is over. Did you think we really believed in your little 419 scam, or that you and "Franz" were two different people? Here's a clue: You and your "lawyer" shouldn't e-mail from the same computer.

As for the $2.50, go ahead and collect it. Buy yourself a happy meal. You have given us at least $2.50 worth of entertainment. Please, collect the money. But don't be surpised if the police are waiting for you when you do.

You are truly pathetic. Not only did you try to use the cloak of religion to justify your scam, you tried to cheat a nun. A NUN! Have you no shame? And when she talked about animal sacrifice and bloody communion, did you balk? No! You ate it right up and wanted to "mingle blood."

You are greedy and stupid, and if you had any morals you would turn yourself in to the police right now. But you won't because you are disgusting lowlife snake. In Genesis 3:14 it is written, "So the Lord God said to the serpent, 'Because you have done this, cursed are you above all the livestock and all the wild animals! You will crawl on your belly and you will eat dust all the days of your life.'" Yes, you ARE a snake.

We are pleased to have wasted your time. It's less time you had to cheat someone for real.

Goodbye and Good Riddance,

Not Sister Lillian Gans