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Cheaper By The Dozen

One way to frustrate a scammer is to do exactly the opposite of what they want you to. If they tell you to keep something confidential, tell them you let someone in on the secret. If they say that they must meet you in private, insist that you have to bring a busload of nuns. In this case, I do my best to make a scammer from Amsterdam (who at first claims to be from South Africa) absolutely crazy.
From: "chu api"  
To: "Lillian Gans"
Subject: BUSINESS PROPOSAL.

From: Samuel Bongani. Email: bwill_001@yahoo.co.uk.

ATTN:CEO/DIRECTOR,

URGENT ASSISTANCE.

l am very sure this message may be surprise to you. I got your E-mail contact from a realiable source in South Africa Chambers of Commerce and Industry. And your profile was highly recommended to doing business with.

I am Major Samuel Bongani, a Congolese citizen who is presently residing at No. 233 Trevor Street, off Rose Bank Estate, Midland 2060, Johannesburg, South Africa. I was formally the Financial assistance to the Late President Joseph Kabila who was assassinated on January 2001.

I am writing to solicit your sincere co-operation in order to redeem an investment interest, which I am currently planning to undertake with a very good and GOD-fearing person who will not in any way betray my trust and confidence.

During my (17 years) of service in the office of the military in Congo (DRC), I was able to inherit some amount of money from my Late President Kabila because I was very close to him. Actually on the 14th of January 2000, the Late President Kabila gave me this amount US$20,000,000.00(Twenty Million United States of American Dollars) to deposit for him on my name in a Private Security Company in South Africa, while I was on the mission in South Africa, I got the sad news that the President was assassinated, and because of fear and tension, I was forced to stay in South Africa.

I then invite my wife and two kids to stay with me in South Africa where we are now seeking political asylum. After waiting for two years, I decide to transfer the consignment (Fund) fr om the Private Security Company in South Africa where it was deposited, to Europe for investment since I am presently doing nothing in South Africa.

I made an arrangement with one of my German friend, and he made a contact with a Security Company in Europe, and on the 20th of July 2003, the consignment was successfully moved from South Africa to the Security Company in Europe. My arrangement with my German friend was that he would travel down to the security company in Europe to claim the consignment.

Unfortunately for my friend, the unexpected happened, my friend died on a very crucial motor accident on the 22nd July 2003, two days before his travelling to the Security Company to claim the Consignment. I waited for my friend to contact me about his arrival in the security company, only to receive a call from his wife on the 23rd July 2003, that his husband is dead.

Unfortunately for me, I cannot claim the consignment alone since I do not have enough money to s ettle the bill that the Security Company in Europe demand from us before claiming this consignment from them. Before my German friend's death, he arranged to settle the security company their bill when he get there for the claiming of the consignment.

The Security Company has been calling me every day to come over to pay them and claim my consignment since they are no longer hearing from my Partner in Germany. On the 11th of August I informed the Security Company about the death of my friend, and I told them also that I am waiting for my other partner to come with me to their firm to claim the consignment.

So immediately I got your email contact I decide to write you for this assistance, with the intention that we could work hand in hand to claim this consignment together in the security company in Europe, and transfer the fund into your account so that we can use the fund for investment in your country. Right now, the consignment is there with the security company i n Europe, and I am ready to give you their full contact address, so that you can confirm from them about this issue.

For safety and security reasons I can also send to you via E-mail the copies of the documents, which I used to send the consignment to Europe, so that you will see and check the documents for references.

Please I want to assure you that this transaction is very genuine and risk free. One thing you should note is that the security company in Europe do not know that this consignment they are holding contains money because we transported the consignment as AFRICAN ARTWORK meant for my European friend.

30% for you the account owner, 10% for any expenses that maybe incurred in the transaction while 60% is for my family and l. All expenses MUST be reimburse during the course of this transaction.

I hope to hear from you immediately so that I will know how we can make proper arrangement for the follow up of this transaction. When replying, you should send me your full name, address, company name if any, age, your banking cordinates, your private telephone and and fax numbers respectively. Please kindly indicate your interest as soon as receive this message so that we can start immediately since time is of essence as at this moment.

I hope to hear from you soon.

Thanks and GOD bless.

Yours sincerely,

Samuel Bongani, (Major).

This time around I decided that the character of Sister Lillian would be obsessed with fire.
From: "Lillian Gans"  
To: "chu api" 
Subject: RE: BUSINESS PROPOSAL

Dearest Samuel,

I apologize for taking so long to reply to you. I just came back from a Nun convention in Atlantic City. It was going well until the sacrificial pyre set off the fire sprinklers. So much for our "holy space in a den of iniquity!"

In any case, I hope that this transaction is still available. My Order could certainly use the money, if only to pay for damages to the casino. I am:

Sister Lillian Gans
Our Lady of Hoboken Convent
72 Strobel Road
Trumbull, Connecticut 06611

I regret to inform you that we have neither telephones or fax machines here at the convent. Ours in an order of Silence, and we communicate only by sign language, written notes, and (of course) e-mail. I do hope this will not be a problem for you.

I await your urgent reply.

Yours by the burning sacrifice,

Sister Lillian

From: "chu api"  
To: "Lillian Gans" 
Subject: RE: PLS, KEEP THIS TRANSACTION VERY CONFIDENTIAL.

ATTN: Mrs. Lillian Gans.

How are you doing Madam?. We thank you so much for your willingness to assisting us complete our mutual business transaction. l and my family have also sat and delibrated accept working with you. If we may ask, we hope you are a true christain, GOD fearing type, because we wouldn't want our fund to enter into wrong hands in overseas.

Secondly, for safety and security purposes all communication will be through E-mail, please bear with us.

Pls, time is of essence here, to commence immediately, we need your information, your full name, address, your company name, if any, age, your Bank name, address, account number and beneficiary's name to effect changes on the necessary documents in your favour. We are going to pay our lawyer who is going to handle this matter legally here. We will also settle some top Government Officials that are all aware of this fund. At the end of this transaction you will see things for yourself as "SEEING IS BELIEVING" and "action speak louder than word".

Please Madam, we need your information to commence, time is of essence here. You must not disclose the nature of our transaction to any third party until we receive our fund in your care. Anything that will jeropardise this business halfway, your name as the beneficiary of the fund, my family and l image is highly prohibited.

NOTE: All correspondent will be via E-mail for security and safety reasons. I am a very busy man.

Please get back to me immediately as time is of essence here sir.

Thanks and GOD bless.

Mr. Samuel Bongani.

From: "Lillian Gans"  
To: "chu api" 
Subject: RE: PLS, KEEP THIS TRANSACTION VERY CONFIDENTIAL.

Dearest Samuel,

Thank you for replying to me so quickly. I must correct one error on your part. I am, as I said, a nun and of course a Christian. As such I am not married, but am rather a Bride of the Lord. I hope you are a true Christian, too, not one of those false Christians who does not participate in ritual sacrifice as ordered in the Holy Bible. Please tell me it is so.

As for the other information you require, as I said, I am:

Sister Lillian Gans
Our Lady of Hoboken Convent
72 Strobel Road
Trumbull, CT 06611 USA

I am 83 years of age. The Holy Order of Cleansing Flame (the sisterly order to which I belong) is my beneficiary for all my worldly goods.

My bank is First Catholic Credit Union, and my account number is 884 007212736.

I noticed your e-mail address name says "chu api." Who is this?

I look forward to your urgent response. I will pray to Saint Beavis for you and your family.

Yours by the burning bush,

Sister Lillian

Mum???
From: "chu api"  
To: "Lillian Gans" 
Subject: RE: YOUR INFORMATION HAS BEEN ACKNOWLEDGED MUM.

Dear Sister.

How are you doing mum?. My family and l are thanking you so much for your willingness to assist us complete this project. We really appreciate. My family is a true christain, (Catholic) as such we dont participate in ritual sacrifices.

We thank you for your information. We have already forwarded it to our family lawyer who is handling this project legally here. He has to prepare Letter of Power of Attorney in your name. Once this is ready we will issue you the letter, this gives you the right to act on our behalf as the Bonafide / Beneficiary of the fund, US$20,000,000.00. However, we need to issue you Change of Ownership when the time comes and this very Certificate will come from High Court of Justice, South Africa. You MUST handle them with utmost confidentiality as classify documents. You must not disclose it to any third party, pls.

You will need to visit a security company in Europe for finalization. There you will inpsect and clear the fund. Note that the fund was packaged as a FAMILY VALUABLES, therefore it is only you the beneficiary, my family and l that knows the content of the BOX as CASH. The fund was moved in a consignment as family valuables as a matter of fact. This is one of the means by which most AFRICAN Leaders, Sucessful Business Men and Women stach funds to overseas, early this year President Saddam Hussein Stached US$40,000,000.00 to Germany, Switzerland and Japan in different names, (CNN source). So you have nothing to worry about mum.

The confidentiality of this transaction has to be maintain until we receive the fund in your care. Anything that will jeopardise this project, your name as the beneficiary, my family and l image is highly prohibited. Do not forget that my family is under surveillance here in South Africa.

All correspondent will be via E-mail for safety and security reasons.

Keep this business very strict.

Thanks and GOD bless.

Mr. Samuel Bongani.

From: "Lillian Gans"  
To: "chu api" 
Subject: RE: YOUR INFORMATION HAS BEEN ACKNOWLEDGED MUM.

Dearest Sammy,

I am doing well. I am pleased to assist you in this project. I am concerned that you think that those of us who participate in ritual sacrifice are not true Catholics. On the contrary, it is those who have forgotten the traditional practices who are worshiping falsely. I understand your confusion -- it is what you were taught. I urge you to read your Bible and understand that God requires us to give animal sacrifices in holy fire. Like Abel, Abraham, and Isaac, we must sacrifice gifts unto the Lord.

I look forward to hearing more details of this transaction.

Yours by the holy fire,

Sister Lillian

From: "chu api"  
To: "Lillian Gans" 
Subject: RE: YOUR INFORMATION HAS BEEN ACKNOWLEDGED MUM.

Dear sister.

Thanks for your prompt reply. I will keep you posted on daily basis.

So far work is in progress. All vital documents are to be effected in your name now as the beneficiary of our fund.

Once again, my family and l wish to thank for the assurance you are giving us towards finalizing our project for us.

Thanks and GOD bless.

Mr. Samuel Bongani.

There he goes with the "Mum" again.
From: "chu api"  
To: "Lillian Gans" 
Subject: RE: WORK IS IN PROGRESS.

Dear sister.

How are you mum?. We hope you are doing great. Hopefully, the LETTER OF POWER OF ATTORNEY will be ready tomorrow and once l get it from our lawyer l will scanne it and send via E-mail.

Pls keep our transaction very confidential until we finalize.

Thanks and GOD bless.

Mr. S. Bongani.

From: "Lillian Gans"  
To: "chu api" 
Subject: RE: WORK IS IN PROGRESS.

Dearest Sammykins,

I understand. Mum's the word. Please read your Bible while you are waiting for the documents.

Yours by the holy fire,

Sister Lillian

From: "chu api"  
To: "Lillian Gans" 
Subject: RE: WORK IS IN PROGRESS.

Dear sister.

Thanks for your mail. My family and l are always reading our bible as with GOD all things are possible. And we are under pressure here.

Once l get the document from our lawyer l will send it across, pls bear with us. All this is money.

Thanks and GOD bless.

Mr. Samuel Bongani.

From: "chu api"  
To: "Lillian Gans" 
Subject: RE: WORK IS IN PROGRESS.

Dear sister.

How are you doing today?. Sorry we could not get the Power of Attorney yesterday but right now l am on my way to the lawyer's office to pick the letter, it is ready. So once l have it l will scanne and send it immediately.

Please dont disclose the document to any third party as it is classify document, so please bear with us.

Get back to me soon.

Thanks and GOD bless.

Mr. Samuel Bongani.

From: "Lillian Gans"  
To: "chu api" 
Subject: RE: WORK IS IN PROGRESS.

I am anxiously awaiting the papers. I'm so excited! Are you sure I can't tell anyone? Not even my Mother Superior? I plan to use the money for the convent, so she will know about it in the end, anyway.

Please read your Bible today, and think about sacrificing a beast unto the Lord with holy fire. Do not use gasoline -- the Lord does not approve of accelerants.

Stay blessed,

Sister Lillian

From: "chu api"  
To: "Lillian Gans"
Subject: RE: POWER OF ATTORNEY.

DEAR SISTER.

PLS CONFIRM THE RECIEPT OF THE LETTER OF POWER OF ATTORNEY.

DO NOT DISCLOSE TO ANY THIRD PARTY FOR SAFETY AND SECURITY REASONS.

GOD BLESS.

MR. SAMUEL BONGANI.

From: "susa shabagu"  
To: "Lillian Gans"
Subject: RE: CHANGE OF E-MAIL ADDRESS.

Dear sister.

How are you?. I discovered this morning that my computer had been crash by my little child. I want to inform you that henceforth all correspondence will come via this mail box for safety and security reasons, pls bear with us.

Did you received the letter of power of attorney yesterday?.

l also want to resend it via this mail address.

Everything is going smooth sister.

Thanks and GOD bless.

Mr. Samuel Bongani.

He's not going to get away with a bad forgery that easily...
From: "Lillian Gans"  
To: "susa shabagu" 
Subject: RE: CHANGE OF E-MAIL ADDRESS

Dearest Samuel,

I received the Power of Attorney with great joy. However, as I read it I noticed a misspelling, so I took the liberty of showing it to the Grammar teacher at our school, Sister Harriet Beecher Stowe. She made some corrections, which I have scanned in so your lawyer can correct the document. I'm afraid your lawyer did not get high marks.

Really, you should consider hiring a lawyer who knows how to write and spell. If he doesn't pay attention to something simple like grammar and spelling, would you really trust him with complex legal matters? Think about it.

Don't worry about Sister Harriet. I swore her to secrecy she would not break my confidence without cutting her tongue out in penance.

Stay blessed. I look forward to seeing the corrected document!

Yours,

Sister Lillian

From: "susa shabagu"  
To: "Lillian Gans" 
Subject: RE: THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS YOUR NAME.

Dear sister.

How are you doing?. Please the most important thing is that your name appeared in the document. This is Africa and all this is being done under specially arrangement. Do not forget that my family and l are in assylum, under tight surveillance.

We dont want anything that will jeopardise this transaction halfway.

My family is very glad that we got a sister like your type. We are too sure that our own share will be save in your care.

Pls protect that Letter very well.

Thanks and GOD bless.

Mr. S. Bongani.

From: "Lillian Gans"  
To: "susa shabagu" 
Subject: RE: THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS YOUR NAME.

Sammykins,

Well, you know best. My name is correct on the document.

When can I expect the money to be transferred to me?

Yours,

Sister Lillian.

From: "susa shabagu"  
To: "Lillian Gans" 
Subject: RE: WE STILL NEED CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP CERT IN YOUR NAME AS THE BENEFICIARY.

Dear sister.

Thanks for your mail. How are you doing?. We hope you are doing great.

Next week our lawyer will go to the high court to ascertain change of ownership in your name as the beneficiary of the fund. After which you will need to visit the security company in Europe where the Consignement is lodged for finalization.

Do not forget that we will need your assistance financially to clear the fund, it was stated in our initially proposal to you. Although our concern is for you to go and see things for yourself as "SEEING IS BELIEVING. My family transaction is no hoax.

Sister lillian, do not forget that we are taking care of our local expenses here, already we have paid the lawyer who is handling this transaction legally for my family, Change of Ownership Certificate that will bear your name now as the beneficiary will be paid for by us. We have all our expenses record for reimbursement once you confirm the reciept of the fund in your care. Remember that any expenses that is being incurred in this transaction will be reimbursed from the 10% set aside, while 30% is for you the beneficiary. Pls, bear with you.

We believe in you sister and we know that you are not going to disappoint us this stage. Pls kindly, keep this transaction very confidential. We dont welcome anything that will tarnish the business, your name as the beneficiary of the fund and my family's image.

Always keep in touch.

Thanks and GOD bless.

Mr. Samuel Bongani.

Oops! Mother Superior knows now. This is only the beginning...
From: "Lillian Gans"  
To: "susa shabagu" 
Subject: RE: WE STILL NEED CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP CERT IN YOUR NAME AS THE BENEFICIARY.

Sammy child,

Why would I think this is a hoax? The document we sent seemed very legitimate to me, except for the misspellings.

I am embarrassed to say that Sister Harriet Beecher Stowe blabbed to Mother Superior Mary Baker Eddy. But don't worry! Mother Superior is very much in favor of this transaction, and wants to come with me when I travel to see you. We're hoping to take a side trip to Italy to petition the Pope, so please let us know when we are supposed to travel and how long we need to be in your country so we can schedule an appointment before His Holiness.

Your e-mails have the name "Susa Shabagu" on them. Who is that?

Yours,

Sister Lillian

From: "susa shabagu"  
To: "Lillian Gans" 
Subject: RE: WE THANK FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING..

Sister Lillian.

We my family and l wish to thank you for your assistance in this mutual transaction. As soon as we get the change of ownership from the lawyer, settle them l will still scanne it and send via E-mail immediately.

By GOD grace you will be in Europe for finalization of our project this October. Note that the fund was packaged as a FAMILY VALUABLES, it is only you the beneficiary of the fund, my family and l that knows the content of the (BOX) as CASH. We did declared the Consignment as Family Valuables, dont forget message. The consignment was moved under Diplomatic arrangement, although it cost us a lot of money but we are not worried as all expenses will be reimbursed from the 10% that has been mapped out.

Please sister, keep this secret to yourself alone, this method we used is one of the major ways by which most AFRICAN leaders, top Governement Officials, Successful Business Men and Women stached funds to overseas. Early this year former President Saddam Hussein stached US$40,000,000.00, to Germany, Switzerland and Japan in different names, confirm (CNN source).

You have nothing to worry about. We reiterate that our major concern is for you to be there to enable you inspect the BOX and see things for yourself sister.We hope and pray to get the change of ownership certificate early next week. We have also paid for the Certificate.

Always keep in touch. We know that you are putting my family in prayers as we are assylum seekers under surveillance.

Do not disclose the nature of our transaction to any third party until we receive the fund in your care. We dont want anything that will jeopardise this project, your name as the beneficiary of the fund, my family and l image.

Have a pleasant weekend. My family and l will be in the church tomorrow.

Thanks and GOD brother.

Mr. S. Bongani.

From: "Lillian Gans"  
To: "susa shabagu" 
Subject: RE: WE THANK FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING..

Sammy,

Very well. Please keep me informed.

By the way, you still haven't told me who "Susa Shabagu" is.

Yours,

Sister Lillian

From: "susa shabagu"  
To: "Lillian Gans" 
Subject: RE: WE REST THE FUND IN YOUR CARE AS THE BENEFICIARY. D

Dear sister.

How are you today?. How was your today's worship in the church?, l presume fine. The name you are asking after is my wife's mail box ID. I told you that l am mailing vai my wife's mail box for safety and security reasons hence my mail box was crashed. The most important thing is that you will visit the security company in Europe for inspection of the fund. There you can instruct the company the way you want the fund to be transfered into your private bank account.

We hope to have the certificate early this week by GOD grace.

Have a pleasant week sister.

Thanks and GOD bless.

Mr. S. Bongani.

Sometimes I scare myself.
From: "Lillian Gans"  
To: "susa shabagu" 
Subject: RE: WE REST THE FUND IN YOUR CARE AS THE BENEFICIARY.

Sammy,

Worship service was lovely today. We sacrificed a llama unto the Lord and it hardly bleated at all. I know the Lord commands it, but sometimes when the animals complain it is so heart-wrenching to hear their pitiful sounds. Still, burning the sacrifice was most joyful. Burnt llama has a lovely, earthy smell, and the smoke is still in my clothes and hair.

Mother Superior announced our transaction to my fellow Sisters during the service. Since this is such an important event, she is considering using money from her discretionary fund so that several of us can go on this trip. How many will go depends on airfare and such, so please let me know when we should be there to collect the money.

Also, I still need to know how long we should be in your country so I can plan our side trip to visit the Pope.

Stay blessed,

Sister Lillian

From: "susa shabagu"  
To: "Lillian Gans" 
Subject: RE: WE THANK GOD FOR DIRECTING US TO YOU.

Dear sister.

Thanks for your mail. It is only you they might like to attend at their office to as the beneficiary of the fund. It is not going to take more than 24 hours to inspect and clear the Consignment (BOX).

Please sister lillian my family is going to need your assistance financially to claer this fund, and this will be reimbursed as soon as we have the fund in your account. We reiterate, our major concern is for you to see things for yourself as seeing is believing.

I hope your church is not going to jeopardise this project halfway. Already l have paid our family lawyer for his services and the change of ownership certificate this morning. Hopefully, we will get the certificate in your name Tuesday or latest Wednesday.

We thank GOD for giving us a partner and beneficiary like you, sister Lillian Gans. My family is rest assured that our US$20,000,000.00 will be save. We dont want our fund to get lost on transit.

Pls maintain the confidentiality of this business transaction until we finalize soon.

Thanks and GOD bless.

Mr. Samuel Bongani.

From: "Lillian Gans"  
To: "susa shabagu" 
Subject: RE: WE THANK GOD FOR DIRECTING US TO YOU.

Sammy,

How much financial assistance will you need? I'm sure that Mother Superior will float you a loan from her discretionary fund. We stand to gain a lot from this transaction.

Stay blessed! Have you read your Bible today? I particularly recommended Jeremiah 19:9. It explains what will happen to those who do not follow God's Law of animal sacrifice.

Stay blessed,

Sister Lillian

Jeremiah 19:9 reads, "And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and everyone shall eat the flesh of his friend in the siege and in the desperation with which their enemies and those who seek their lives shall drive them to despair." Do you think he read it?
From: "susa shabagu"  
To: "Lillian Gans" 
Subject: RE: YOU ARE GOD SENT TO MY FAMILY.

Dear sister.

Thanks for your mail. My family thank you so much for the reassurance you are giving us towards finalizing this project. Actually, we dont have an idea what it will cost to inpsect and clear this Consignment, but just have across your mind that we will need financial aid from you, sister Lillian. Any money being spend in course of this project will be reimbursed from the 10%, as soon as you confirm the reciept of the fund in your private bank account in USA.

My family and l are thanking Lord God for soliciting a true christain and above all, God fearing type for us. Oh glory be to the father almighty.

I must surely read the quotation you instructed me to read in the Bible Jeremiah 19:9.

kindly make sure you keep this transaction to yourself alone. The money involve is huge. We dont want anything that will jeopardise this business halfway, your name as the beneficiary of the fund and my family's image.

Thanks and GOD bless.

Mr. S. Bongani.

Since I know the scammer is in the Netherlands, I decide to start throwing in little Dutch phrases to see if he notices.
From: "Lillian Gans"  
To: "susa shabagu" 
Subject: RE: YOU ARE GOD SENT TO MY FAMILY.

Goede middag, Sammy!

Very well, I look forward to receiving the papers. Please keep me informed, and keep reading your Bible.

Stay blessed,

Sister Lillian

From: "susa shabagu"  
To: "Lillian Gans" 
Subject: RE: WORK IN PROGRESS.

Dear sister.

How are you doing sister Lillian?. I guess you are doing great. I just received message from our family that the Certificate will be ready later today or latest tomorrow. We have to lobbie to get all these faciliated fast. You know Africa for what it is, poverty. People need money here and there before they do your job.

Thanks for your understanding.

GOD bless.

Mr. Samuel Bongani.

From: "Lillian Gans"  
To: "susa shabagu" 
Subject: RE: WORK IN PROGRESS.

Goede ochtend, Sammy!

I am feeling quite gezond today, thank you. I hope you are doing well yourself. I look forward to the geld we will acquire through this transaction. My sisters and I here at the convent will put it to good use. Mother Superior says that if we succeed that I will surely be promoted to Saint.

"Saint Lillian" has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

Stay heilig,

Sister Lillian

From: "susa shabagu"  
To: "Lillian Gans"
Subject: RE: CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE.

Dear sister.

Please get back to us once you get this certificate. And it is for your eyes only.

GOD bless.

Mr. S. Bongani.

Sister Lillian channels Daffy Duck.
From: "Lillian Gans"  
To: "susa shabagu" 
Subject: RE: CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE.

Sammy,

The certificate of ownership looks very legitimate and is very colorful.

I'm rich! I'm filthy rich! I'm comfortably well-off!

When do I pick up the money?

Stay blessed,

Sister Lillian

From: "susa shabagu"  
To: "Lillian Gans" 
Subject: RE: GOD BLESS US ALL....AMEN.

Dear sister.

How are you doing?. Please confirm the reciept of the certificate once you receive it. However, a security company in Amsterdam, Netherland will be contacting you before the end of the week for the inspecting and clearing of our Consignment.

Rememeber we did not disclose the content of the BOX as cash to the company rather it was declared as Family valuables, (African Artwork). Do not forget.

We are coming to the end of the transaction soon as the company contacts you for finalization. Any message you receive from the security company MUST be forwarded to us immediately for advise on what to do to avoid you jeopardising our project this final stage.

Pls my family is concerned what is goede ochtend, gezond, stay heilig and geld?. Pls we want to know when next you reply my mail sister.

Keep us posted always.

Thanks and GOD bless.

Mr. S. Bongani.

From: "Lillian Gans"  
To: "susa shabagu" 
Subject: RE: GOD BLESS US ALL....AMEN.

Sammy,

What is goede ochtend, gezond, stay heilig and geld?

I'm not sure... I must be truly blessed! I'm typing in tongues! I asked Mother Superior and she said it was Dutch. Roughly translated those words mean "good morning, healthy, stay holy and money." Perhaps the Lord was giving me a sign that I am going to Holland?

Stay blessed,

Sister Lillian

From: "susa shabagu"  
To: "Lillian Gans" 
Subject: RE: GLORY BE TO GOD.

Dear sister.

We are glad to hear from you that you have received the Change of Ownership. Please we dont welcome anything that will jeopardise this transaction halfway, your name as the beneficiary of the fund and above all my family's image.

Pls sister Lillian, as soon as the security company in charge of the Consignment (BOx) contacts you, do not forget to forward the message you will receive from them to us immediately for advise on what to do. Dont ask them too many questions to avoid jeopardy and suspicious.

We must confess, we really really thank GOD for his mercy and assistance till this moment.

Always keep us posted on daily basis.

Thanks and GOD bless.

Mr. s. Bongani.

From: "allied diplomatic security coy"  
To: "Lillian Gans"
Subject: Re: ARRIVAL OF YOUR CONSIGNMENT.

ALLIED DIPLOMATIC SECURITY COMPANY
15 KOMASTRAAT AMSTELVEEN BRANCH AMSTERDAM
FAX +31 645-578-501 TEL: +31 645-578-502
E-mail:alliedsecoy@yahoo.com.
FROM: DELIVERY/COLLECTION DEPARTMENT
ATTN: SR. LILLIAN GANS.
Our Ref: ALLSC/CXX/010/2004.

Madam,

Re: ARRIVAL OF CONSIGNMENT; 087-W376/3437; IN FAVOUR OF SR. LILLIAN GANS OF (USA).

This is to inform Sr. Lillian Gans Of Our Lady of Hoboken Convent, 72 Strobel Road, Trumbull, CT 06611, U.S.A. that the above stated consingment "marked as Family Valuables, vide collective airwaybill number; 087-W376/3437; freighted by the consignor Mr. Samuel Bongani, is present in our secured vault ready for collection.

However, you are advised to send to our Office immediately the photocopy of the picture page of your lnternational passport or your Driver's License for verification excise to certify that you are the bonafide beneficiary of the Consignment.

You are hereby advised to be present at our Amsterdam Office for the lnspection, signing of the final release papers and the Clearing and recievership of your Consignment.

Subsequently, you have been allocated Wednesday the 20th October 2004, for finalization. Please do come with some identification for verification purposes. Please confirm your bank details, your private telephone and fax numbers respectively to our Office immediately.

Finally, be advised madam, that our Carriage, Freight and Insurance (CFI), charges sum up to Eight Thousand Two hundred and Fifty United States of American Dollars Only, ( US$ 8,250.00). This fee will be paid on a Cash-On-Delivery basis (C.O.D).

Please do contact the Verification Director, Mr.Damien Wright on the telephone number stated above for more of this modalities.

Monica Van Bosch

(Secretary DCD).

From: "Lillian Gans"  
To: "allied diplomatic security coy" 
Subject: Re: ARRIVAL OF YOUR CONSIGNMENT.

Dear Monica,

Thank you for contacting me. I am very anxious to claim these valuables. I assure you that everything is legal and above board. If I understand you correctly, you need me to be in Amsterdam on the 20th of October.

Will you take a check? I hate to carry that much cash on my person.

Here is the contact information you requested:

Sister Lillian Gans
Our Lady of Hoboken Convent
72 Strobel Road
Trumbull, Connectciut 06611

My bank is Trinity Catholic Credit Union, account number 773 3932 867 5309. I have attached a scanned image of my passport.

I regret to inform you that I cannot call Mr. Wright on the telephone. My nunly order takes a vow of Silence, and we have neither telephones or fax machines. I do hope that we can complete this transaction via e-mail and sign language or written notes when I visit your country.

I should also mention that Saint Monica is one of my favorite saints. Do you know her story? The way she was burned at the stake and made herself a living sacrifice unto the Lord is inspirational.

I look forward to your urgent reply,

Sister Lillian Gans

The passport, by the way, is one that I picked up at a flea market that dates back to the 60's. A little photo-editing made it a little more current.
From: "susa shabagu"  
To: "Lillian Gans" 
Subject: RE: ALWAYS KEEP US POSTED SISTER.

Dear sister.

How are you doing?. Please as soon as the security company contacts you, you let us know immediately. Pls sister, do follow the company's instructions to enable the transaction faciliate fast. Dont begin to ask too much questions to avoid suspicious and jeopardy of our project.

Our major concern is that you be there to see things for yourself as seeing is believing. After the inspection you advise the company on how you want them to transfer the fund to your account in U.S.A.

Finally, do keep your mouth shot until we finalize and you confirm the reciept of the fund in your care. Then we may need your assistance regarding VISA to come down for disbursement. The utmost confidentiality of this business transaction is highly needed now. Again, we dont want anything that will tarnish your name as the beneficiary of the fund, my family and l image.

Always keep us posted sister Lillian.

Thanks and GOD bless.

Mr. Samuel Bongani.

From: "Lillian Gans"  
To: "susa shabagu" 
Subject: RE: ALWAYS KEEP US POSTED SISTER.

Sammy,

The security company contacted me today. I sent them the information they requested, including a scan of my passport. I think they want my fellow sisters and I to claim the shipment in Amsterdam on the 20th. There are about $8000 in fees to pay, but I understand that I will be reimbursed for this from the funds, so I am not concerned. Mother Superior says that there is more than enough money in the general fund to pay for this.

Stay blessed,

Sister Lillian

From: "allied diplomatic security coy"  
To: "Lillian Gans" Subject:
Re: FINALIZATION OF YOUR TRANSACTION.

ALLIED DIPLOMATIC SECURITY COMPANY
15 KOMASTRAAT AMSTELVEEN BRANCH AMSTERDAM
FAX +31 645-578-501 TEL: +31 645-578-502
E-mail:alliedsecoy@yahoo.com.
FROM: DELIVERY/COLLECTION DEPARTMENT
ATTN: SR. LILLIAN GANS.
Our Ref: ALLSC/CXX/010/2004.

Madam,

Re: FINALIZATION OF YOUR TRANSACTION .

Following the completion of our 24 hours in house verification exercise, we have the honour to inform that you have been certified, the bonafide beneficiary of consignment number 087-W376/3437.

We also acknowledge your request to finalize this transaction via E-mail and we will oblige that. However, it is important our CFI charges be paid cash, as this is strictly our Company policy.

Any inconvenience this may cause you is highly regreted and we believe you will find a lasting solution to this. The finalization date of your transaction remains on the 20th of October 2004.

Best Regards,

Monica Van Bosch

(Secretary DCD).

From: "Lillian Gans"  
To: "allied diplomatic security coy" 
Subject: Re: FINALIZATION OF YOUR TRANSACTION.

Monica,

I understand. My sisters and I will bring cash. What time will our appointment at your office be?

Yours,

Sister Lillian

From: "susa shabagu"  
To: "Lillian Gans" 
Subject: RE: ALWAYS KEEP US POSTED SISTER.

Dear sister.

Thanks for the update sister Lillian. My family is so happy to hear the good news that the company in charge of our consignment has reached you. Oh glory be to GOD almighty.

Please sister to avoid jeopardy, you may need to be there alone as the beneficiary of the fund unless you want to send somebody on your behalf. Pls if we may ask, what is the US$8,000 for?. Although any money being spend in course of this business will be reimbursed as soon as you confirm the reciept of our fund US$20,000,000.00 in your care. We have all our expenses record here for reimbursement once the money enters to your private bank account in U.S.A.

Please sister, we reiterate you have nothing to worry about concerning the expenses, pls bear with us. All our hope is rested upon you now and we know by same time next week we shall all be smiling in JESUS name.....Amen.

Dear sister, we dont want anything that will jeopardise our transaction halfway this moment, your name and your convent as the beneficiary of the fund and my family's image as well. We are counting on you, therefore we reposed our confidence in you. My family has spend all we have to faciliate this transaction fast.

Pls, keep this business to yourself alone until we conclude soon.

Always keep us posted more often than before.

Thanks and GOD bless.

Mr. S. Bongani.

From: "Lillian Gans"  
To: "susa shabagu" 
Subject: RE: ALWAYS KEEP US POSTED SISTER.

Sammy,

The security company said that they need $8,250 for Carriage, Freight and Insurance. They insist that the money be paid in cash. This is not a problem for the Convent -- we will use the cash we receive from our weekly services. I've attached a photo I took of the young acolytes counting out the money.

We will meet the security company in Amsterdam on the 20th. Wish me luck!

Yours,

Sister Lillian

From: "susa shabagu"  
To: "Lillian Gans" 
Subject: RE: ALWAYS KEEP US POSTED WHILE IN EUROPE SISTER.

Dear sister.

Thanks for the update. My family and l are wishing you all the best while in Europe. Pls dont ask the security company too many questions when you arrive there to avoid suspicious and jeopardy this final stage.

We are still maintaining that all money spend in course of this transaction MUST be reimbursed from the 10%, while 30% is for you the beneficiary.

Pls while in Europe never you disclose the nature of your transaction to any third party for safety and security reasons. As soon as you get there, make sure you check into a calm and quiet hotel. My family has handed over the business in care. We wish you save journey.

Finally, after inspecting the Consignment, pls instruct the company on how to transfer the fund to your private bank account in U.S.A. immediately.

Make sure you mail us on daily basis sister Lillian while in Europe.

We wish you all the best.

Thanks and GOD bless.

Mr. S. Bongani.

Boy, Sammy is being anal.

From: "susa shabagu"  
To: "Lillian Gans" 
Subject: RE: ALWAYS KEEP US POSTED VIA E-MAIL WHILE IN EUROPE.

Dear sister.

How was your service today?. l guess it was okay. Please the confidentiality of our transaction matters a lot no matter where you maybe to avoid tarnishing your name and my family's image.

When you get there, pls make sure you dont disclose anything to any body, no matter what dont disclose to mission to any person. We need your intergrity Sister Lillian and that of my family's own, you know my family is here on assylum, under surveillance. We dont anything that will jeopardise our names.

As soon as you get there you check into a very coola and calm hotel and quietly call the office that you have arrive, pls. You take their instructions to enable the whole thing faciliate fast and amicably.

MY FAMILY IS WISHING YOU A SAVE JOURNEY. GOOD LUCK WHILE IN EUROPE AND ALWAYS UPDATE US FROM THEIR VIA E-MAIL ON DAILY BASIS, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

Thanks and GOD bless.

Mr. Samuel Bongani.

Let's throw a wrench in the works, shall we? Why send two nuns when you can send twelve?
From: "Lillian Gans"  
To: "susa shabagu" 
Subject: RE: ALWAYS KEEP US POSTED VIA E-MAIL WHILE IN EUROPE.

Sammy Sam,

I understand the need to keep in touch with you while in Europe. After service (it was wonderful, by the way) we went to Best Buy and purchased a laptop to use in Europe. I am checking my e-mail on it now.

I haven't heard from the security company what time we are supposed to meet them, so I will show up at their door and hope for the best. The good news is that we have gathered enough money to send not only myself and Mother Superior, but ten other sisters from the Order. We purchased rail passes and we will be going from Amsterdam to Rome by train and flying home from there after we have our audience with the Pope.

I don't know what is more exciting... these millions of dollars or meeting the Pope!!!!

Stay blessed,

Sister Lillian

From: "allied diplomatic security coy"  
To: "Lillian Gans"
Subject: Re: FINALIZATION OF YOUR TRANSACTION.

ALLIED DIPLOMATIC SECURITY COMPANY
15 KOMASTRAAT AMSTELVEEN BRANCH AMSTERDAM
FAX +31 645-578-501 TEL: +31 645-578-502
E-mail:alliedsecoy@yahoo.com.
FROM: DELIVERY/COLLECTION DEPARTMENT
ATTN: SR. LILLIAN GANS.
Our Ref: ALLSC/CXX/010/2004.

Madam,

Re: FINALIZATION OF YOUR TRANSACTION .

Sequeal to your mail, wherein you asked the time for your appointment in our office, we hereby inform that your appointment time is for 10:00 A.M (CET). This time is subject to change, based on our operational procedures. You are the second on the list of our clients to be attended to.

Again, it is very important you contact us immediately you arrive Amsterdam, telling us which hotel you are lodged, as to know how to pick you up, for we are to provide security for you as well as your consignment. Note also that such security is provided only for the beneficiary of the consignment. Therefore, we are expected to recieve only yourselves as the beneficiary the consignment in our vault.

Lastly, it is important you send across to us your travel schedule, as that will faculitate our communication, since ofcourse you may not be able to reach us via telephone. Should also know the hotel where you are going to stay in Amsterdam, do let us know as that will ease off communication lapse and probably delay the transaction.

Feel free to write and ask any final questions before you depart. This is to avoid communication impasse or quagmire.

Monica Van Bosch

(Secretary DCD).

I pick one of the fanciest hotels in Amsterdam. Nothing like making a scammer hang out furtively in the lobby of an expensive hotel waiting for a dozen nuns!
From: "Lillian Gans"  
To: "allied diplomatic security coy" 
Subject: Re: FINALIZATION OF YOUR TRANSACTION.

Monica,

We all be staying at the NH Grand Hotel Krasnapolsky:

Dam 9 Amsterdam, 1012 JS Netherlands

I have pasted our flight information below. It seems that there will be just enough time for us to get to the airport and check in before you pick us up. I wish we had arranged an earlier flight!

We will be waiting inside the lobby at 10:00. It should be easy for you to spot twelve nuns! How shall we recognize you? I have heard that Amsterdam can be a dangerous place, so we should have a passcode or secret sign so that some awful stranger doesn't pick us up instead. Please understand, my fellow nuns and I have taken a vow of silence, so we cannot respond vocally. I suggest the sign be something visual, such as the driver dong something unusual like patting his head or poking his ear. Please let me know.

I understand that you probably only have space for me and Mother Superior in your vehicle, but we anticipated this and have rented a van so we can follow you to your office. I hope you don't mind if they attend the meeting, but Mother Superior insists they come along. They ate so innocent, she doesn't want to leave them alone for a second!

Please, if you can recommend anyplace good for dinner we would appreciate it. After this transaction is completed we plan to celebrate!

Stay blessed,

Sister Lillian

Newark (EWR) Depart 7:05 pm Terminal C to Amsterdam (AMS)
Arrive 8:15 am +1 day 3639 mile(s) (5856 km) Duration: 7hr 10mn
Flight: 70
Economy/Coach Class, Dinner, Boeing 777
Total distance: 3639 mile(s) (5856 km) Total duration: 7hr 10mn

Rome (FCO) Depart 9:45 am Terminal C to Newark (EWR)
Arrive 1:25 pm Terminal C 4280 mile(s) (6888 km) Duration: 9hr 40mn
Flight: 41
Economy/Coach Class, Lunch, Boeing 767
Total distance: 4280 mile(s) (6888 km) Total duration: 9hr 40mn

From: "susa shabagu"  
To: "Lillian Gans" 
Subject: RE: ALWAYS KEEP US POSTED VIA E-MAIL WHILE IN EUROPE.

Dear sister.

Please note that it is only you Sister Lillian Gans, the beneficiary of the fund that will appear at their Office for finalization. Others should remain in the hotel when you get there see things for yourself, then you will bring the good news to your colleagues before leaving for Italy. So when are you flying to Amsterdam?.

We reiterate once again, when you get there you enter a cool and calm hotel, then you call the office or send E-mail that you have arrive. We guess they have their procedure. Never you disclose the nature of our transaction to any third party until we conclude soon.

Pls protect our transaction, your name and my family's image as well.

Always keep us posted while in Europe for update.

Thanks and GOD bless you sister Lillian Gans.

Mr. Samuel Bongani.

Let's spill the beans to the hotel staff...
From: "Lillian Gans"  
To: "susa shabagu" 
Subject: RE: ALWAYS KEEP US POSTED VIA E-MAIL WHILE IN EUROPE.

Sammy,

I arrive in Amsterdam the morning on the 20th. I may not have time to send the security company an e-mail. There will barely be enough time for us to check in and get to the meeting on time. The security company is meeting us in the lobby of the hotel so I don't think it will be a problem. Mother Superior wants all twelve of us to go to the meeting but I don't think it will be a problem getting there as we have rented a minivan. Worst case they can stay in the lobby of the security company office. I'm afraid she is being very stubborn about this, and in any case I must defer to her in all things.

Sister Harriet made the travel arrangements, and she did e-mail the airline and hotel that we are traveling for purposes of inheritance collection, and she got us a special bereavement rate. Outside of that we have not told anybody.

Stay blessed! I will e-mail you when we are back in the hotel with the cash.

Yours in sacrifice,

Sister Lillian

From: "allied diplomatic security coy"  
To: "Lillian Gans" Subject:
Re: FINALIZATION OF YOUR TRANSACTION.

ALLIED DIPLOMATIC SECURITY COMPANY
15 KOMASTRAAT AMSTELVEEN BRANCH AMSTERDAM
FAX +31 645-578-501 TEL: +31 645-578-502
E-mail:alliedsecoy@yahoo.com.
FROM: DELIVERY/COLLECTION DEPARTMENT
ATTN: SR. LILLIAN GANS.
Our Ref: ALLSC/CXX/010/2004.

Madam,

Re: FINALIZATION OF YOUR TRANSACTION .

We read your mail and hereby inform that as indicated in our previous mail, we are bound to operate within our Company's operational policies, as that enables us to equally serve you better.

Following this trend, we remind you that our modus operandi allows yourself and Mother Superior to be present in our office for the finalization of your transaction. Though you have hired a vehicle to that effect, this is a Security Company, and we do not entertain such crowd of people and can not afford to bend the rules in your case. Be informed.

As to identifying yourselves with the Protocol officer to pick you up from the hotel, he would have a note from the Operations Director, Mr. Damien Wright; possibly on his complimentary card, which indicates his name.

We repeat, we have allocated chance for you and Mother Superior, and we must operate within the frame work of our Company policy. You are also required to maitain a very calm atmosphere as you are in Amsterdam, especially in the hotel. Amsterdam is not a dangerous place if you follow our instructions.

Best Regards,

Monica Van Bosch

(Secretary DCD).

From: "Lillian Gans"  
To: "allied diplomatic security coy" 
Subject: Re: FINALIZATION OF YOUR TRANSACTION.
Date: Mon, 18 Oct 2004 15:17:30 -0500

Dearest Monica,

I understand what you are saying and I agree, but Mother Superior is very insistent. She wants to be present for this transaction but she does not want to risk leaving my fellow nuns unsupervised. Understand, she feels there are many temptations in Amsterdam, and my sisters are very innocent. We promise that they will be very calm (remember, we have taken a vow of silence so we will be very quiet!). I'm sure they won't be any trouble at all. I know this is your Company policy but we all must answer to the same God and in these things we must defer to Mother Superior and the Church. Thank you for your understanding.

I look forward to meeting you.

Stay blessed,

Sister Lillian

Is Sammy a little stressed?
From: "susa shabagu"  
To: "Lillian Gans"
Subject: RE: ALWAYS KEEP US POSTED VIA E-MAIL WHILE IN EUROPE.

Dear sister.

Please we dont want anything that will jeopardise all our effort this final stage. Do not visit the company's office with more than one person, maybe Mother.

Pls, we want you to play save while there. We dont want them to start suspecting you the beneficiary of the fund. Pls, go by the company's instructions. Do not ask too much questions to avoid suspicious.

Always keep us posted.

Mr. Samuel Bongani.

From: "Lillian Gans"  
To: "susa shabagu" 
Subject: RE: ALWAYS KEEP US POSTED VIA E-MAIL WHILE IN EUROPE.

Sammy,

Mother Superior is very insistent that we all attend the meeting and it would not be wise to disobey her. She gets very angry when I bring this up and she threatened to cancel the trip if I questioned her judgment on this matter again. She does not want to leave the other nuns unsupervised.

Don't worry. The lady at the security company (Monica) is very nice and I am sure that she will find a way to accommodate all twelve of us.

Stay blessed,

Sister Lillian

Oh yeah, Sammy's stressed.
From: "susa shabagu"  
To: "Lillian Gans" 
Subject: RE: ALWAYS KEEP US POSTED VIA E-MAIL WHILE IN EUROPE.

Dear sister.

Please for christ sake my family is not comfortable with that option of all of you going to the office. Pls bear with us. You and mother superoir is okay to visit the office for finalization.

We are talking about fund here not church service. Pls bear with us.

Thanks and GOD bless.

Mr. S. Bongani.

Sammy and Monica are e-mailing from the same computer, so they are likely the same person, but Lillian will play it as if she doesn't know...
From: "Lillian Gans"  
To: "susa shabagu" 
Subject: RE: ALWAYS KEEP US POSTED VIA E-MAIL WHILE IN EUROPE.

Sammy,

We will be leaving for the airport in a little while. I'm afraid that this is the way Mother Superior wants it. I'm sure it will be fine. Mother Superior says the other ten nuns will follow us to the security office and wait outside in the van. Monica seems like a very nice lady and I am sure this won't be a problem.

Stay blessed! I will e-mail you from Amsterdam after we have the money.

Yours,

Sister Lillian

From: "susa shabagu"  
To: "Lillian Gans" 
Subject: RE: ALWAYS KEEP US POSTED VIA E-MAIL WHILE IN EUROPE.

Dear sister.

Please pass this latest message to the security company that other nuns will be in the vain while you and mother inspect the consignment.

Pls get back to us so that we know the final arrangement.

Thanks and GOD bless.

Mr. Samuel Bongani.

From: "allied diplomatic security coy"  
To: "Lillian Gans" Subject:
Re: FINALIZATION OF YOUR TRANSACTION.

ALLIED DIPLOMATIC SECURITY COMPANY
15 KOMASTRAAT AMSTELVEEN BRANCH AMSTERDAM
FAX +31 645-578-501 TEL: +31 645-578-502
E-mail:alliedsecoy@yahoo.com.
FROM: DELIVERY/COLLECTION DEPARTMENT
ATTN: SR. LILLIAN GANS.
Our Ref: ALLSC/CXX/010/2004.

Madam,

Re: FINALIZATION OF YOUR TRANSACTION .

We are of the understanding that must all stick together while in Amsterdam, but we still maintain that we have provisions for yourself and one other Sister. Normally, you are expected to turn up alone and we have given concession for another of your sisters.

Please note that if you insist on coming as a crowd, then we are sorry for we will be forced to return your consignment to the Country of origin since we can not attend to you.

You are expected to take instructions and help us ratify your transaction smoothly. We regret any inconvenience this may cause you.

Monica Van Bosch

(Secretary DCD).

From: "Lillian Gans"  
To: "allied diplomatic security coy" 
Subject: Re: FINALIZATION OF YOUR TRANSACTION.

Dearest Monica,

Mother Superior and I will be attending the meeting, but we have decided that the other ten nuns will follow us to your security company office and wait outside in the van. I do hope this is acceptable, as this is the best compromise I have been able to reach with Mother Superior. We must defer to her in all things. I know you have a good heart and will do your best to accommodate us.

I am leaving for the airport now. I do look forward to meeting your agent at the hotel, as well as meeting you in person.

Stay blessed,

Sister Lillian Gans

From: "allied diplomatic security coy"  
To: "Lillian Gans"
Subject: Re: FINALIZATION OF YOUR TRANSACTION.

ALLIED DIPLOMATIC SECURITY COMPANY
15 KOMASTRAAT AMSTELVEEN BRANCH AMSTERDAM
FAX +31 645-578-501 TEL: +31 645-578-502
E-mail:alliedsecoy@yahoo.com.
FROM: DELIVERY/COLLECTION DEPARTMENT
ATTN: SR. LILLIAN GANS.
Our Ref: ALLSC/CXX/010/2004.

Madam,

Re: FINALIZATION OF YOUR TRANSACTION .

This policy was instituted in view of your transaction, rather it has been operational since the advent of this company. We understand the need for you people to stick together, but we will not accept your proposition as it not comfortable for us.

You are promised not time in cause of finalization of your transaction, as to enable you get back to your sisters immediately.

This is all we can offer.

Monica Van Bosch

(Secretary DCD).

From: "allied diplomatic security coy"  
To: "Lillian Gans"
Subject: Re: FINALIZATION OF YOUR TRANSACTION. D

ALLIED DIPLOMATIC SECURITY COMPANY
15 KOMASTRAAT AMSTELVEEN BRANCH AMSTERDAM
FAX +31 645-578-501 TEL: +31 645-578-502
E-mail:alliedsecoy@yahoo.com.
FROM: DELIVERY/COLLECTION DEPARTMENT
ATTN: SR. LILLIAN GANS.
Our Ref: ALLSC/CXX/010/2004.

Madam,

Re: FINALIZATION OF YOUR TRANSACTION .

Please to inform you that as soon as we finalise with our first client, the protocol Officer will come and pick you and Mother to our outlet immediately .

This policy was instituted in view of your transaction, rather it has been operational since the advent of this company. We understand the need for you people to stick together, but we will not accept your proposition as it not comfortable for us.

You are promised not time in cause of finalization of your transaction, as to enable you get back to your sisters immediately.

This is all we can offer. Pls, bear with us.

Monica Van Bosch

(Secretary DCD).

Where could Sister Lillian be...?
From: "allied diplomatic security coy"  
To: "Lillian Gans" Subject:
Re: FINALIZATION OF YOUR TRANSACTION.

ALLIED DIPLOMATIC SECURITY COMPANY
15 KOMASTRAAT AMSTELVEEN BRANCH AMSTERDAM
FAX +31 645-578-501 TEL: +31 645-578-502
E-mail:alliedsecoy@yahoo.com.
FROM: DELIVERY/COLLECTION DEPARTMENT
ATTN: SR. LILLIAN GANS.
Our Ref: ALLSC/CXX/010/2004.

Madam,

Re: FINALIZATION OF YOUR TRANSACTION .

You are expected to reach us immediately on arrival, but as we have not read from you and neither can you call us on phone, it is really making things difficult. We were of the intensions that by now you would have been on your way back to the Hotel with your treasure.

However, I will despatch immediately the protocol officer to check you out and bring you and another of your colleague to us. Please note that we have chance for only two of you.

See you soon.

Damien Wright.

Director, Operations.

Earlier I had contacted the abuse people at the scammer's ISP. They told me it was an IP address located at an Internet cafe. There wasn't much they could do, but I could put the fear of God in Sammy, anyway...
From: "Lillian Gans"  
To: "susa shabagu" 
Subject: RE: ALWAYS KEEP US POSTED VIA E-MAIL WHILE IN EUROPE.

Sammy,

My Sisters and I are in Amsterdam but I have terrible news. I fear that the security company you hired is not legitimate and may be trying to steal your money and ours. When we arrived at the airport an agent of the Netherlands police took us aside and told us that we should definitely not meet with the security company. He says that there is no such security company and that it is really a criminal who pretends to be legitimate while logged onto a computer at an Internet cafe. The officer said that the police have been monitoring our communications and have been following the criminal's movements closely. They said that they will arrest him they see him at that computer.

Samuel, what should we do? Is there any way to get the money away from this criminal? I fear the police will confiscate it. PLEASE HELP!

Stay blessed,

Sister Lillian

And with that Sammy and friends drop off the face of the Earth.
From: "Lillian Gans"  
To: "susa shabagu" 
Subject: RE: ALWAYS KEEP US POSTED VIA E-MAIL WHILE IN EUROPE.

Samuel,

I have not heard from you in several days. Are you well? We checked with the police and they say that they have still not apprehended the criminal who poses as a security company. They are continuing to watch for this "Monica" fellow at the Internet cafe but they have not seen him. I fear that someone may have tipped him off.

We will leaving Amsterdam for Rome tomorrow, and we are very much dejected. I do not think the police will catch this fellow and recover your money. I suspect he has left the country altogether. Oh, Sam, if you had only found a more trustworthy company!

Please contact me as soon as you can. Although we are not able to complete this transaction, perhaps there is some way we can help your situation. Maybe we could arrange for your passage to America?

Stay blessed,

Sister Lillian