Jesus DeJesus and Dr. du Preez

From :Dr. Alwyn du Preez

Dear Sir,

I am Dr Alwyn du Preez , Director of Project, South Africa Ministry of Mining & Natural Resources. I am making this contact with you based on the committee'sneed for an individual/company who is willing to assist us with a solution to a money transfer. Firstand foremost, I apologize using this medium to reach you for a transaction/business of this magnitude, but this is due to Confidentiality and prompt access reposed on this medium. In unfolding this proposal, I want to count on you, as a respected and honest person to handle this transaction with sincerity, trust and confidentiality.

I have decided to seek a confidential co-operation with you in the execution of the deal described hereunder for the benefit of all parties and hope you will keep it as a top secret because of the nature of this transaction. Within the Ministry of Mining and Natural resources where I work as Director of Project Implemention andwith the cooperation of four other top officials, wehave in our possession as overdue payment bills totaling Thirty Three Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$33,500,000.) which we want to transfer abroad with the assistance and cooperation of a foreign company/individual to receive the said fund on our behalf or a reliable foreign non-company account to receive such funds. More so, we are handicapped in the circumstances, as the South Africa Civil Service Code of Conduct does not allow us to operate offshore account hence your importance in the whole transaction.This amount $33.5m represents the balance of the total contract value executed on behalf of my Department by a foreign contracting firm, which we the officials over-invoiced deliberately. Though the actual contract cost have been paid to the original contractor, leaving the balance in the tune of the said amount which we have in principles got the approval to remit by Key Telegraphic Transfer(K.T.T) to any foreign bank account you will provide by filing in an application through the Ministry of Justice here in South Africa for the transfer of rights and privileges of the former contractor to you.I have the authority of my partners involved to propose that should you be willing to assist us in the transaction, your share of the sum will be 10% of the $33.5 million, 70% for us and 5% for taxation and miscellaneous expenses and while balance 5% will go to charity organisation.The business itself is 100%safe, on your part provided you treat it with utmost secrecy and confidentiality.

Also your area of specialization is not a hindrance to the successful execution of this transaction. I have reposed my confidence in you and hope that you will not disappoint me. Endeavor to contact me immediately through my e-mail to confirm whether or not you are interested in this deal. If you are not, it will enable me scout for another foreign partner to carry out this deal. I want to assure you that my partners and myself are in a position to make the payment of this claim possible provided you can give us a very strong Assurance and guarantee that our share will be secured and please, remember to treat this matter very confidential , because we will not comprehend with any form of exposure as we are still in active Government Service .

Once again, remember that time is of great essence in this transaction. I wait in anticipation of your fullest co-operation.

Yours faithfully,

Dr. Alwyn du Preez

I am fascinated by your offer. However, I wonder if you are really serious about dealing with me personally. You used the "Express Direct Email Blaster" to send me this message. I am hurt and confused. Surely you didn't contact others as well? We have barely begun our business relationship, and you are already cheating on me? For shame!

If it weren't for the incredible reward you are offering for my assistance, I think that I wouldn't trust you. Luckily for you, I am a person of little guile or intelligence. Plus, my cat Snuggles told me that I should always trust a Doctor. After all, you couldn't have a doctorate if you weren't a totally intelligent and moral person. I think it was Snuggles that said that. It might have been Satan.

I stand ready to assist you. Please send more details.

Have you met Nelson Mandela? I think he's so dashing!

Yours,

Jesus DeJesus

I ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR MAIL.HOWEVER,YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I WAS SEEKING FOR THIS ASSISTANCE IN QUESTION,I HAD NO PARTICULAR PERSON IN MIND,IN ADDITION,YOU MUST ALSO COMPREHEND THAT MY SITUATION IS VERY PRECARIOUS,HENCE I HAD TO USE THE BULK MAILER I USED.PLEASE DO NOT BE ALARMED BY THIS.THE SOONER YOU AND I ARE ABLE TO AGREE TO PURSUE THIS TRANSACTION TO A CONCLUSIVE END AND HAVE AN ESTABLISHED BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP,I AGREE TO RESCIND FROM SENDING OUT ANY MORE MAILS AS I REQUIRE AND CHERISH THE CONFIDENTIALITY MYSELF.AND BY THE WAY, I DO NOT FEEL THAT I HAD ALREADY CHEATED YOU AS I AM NOT A DECEITFUL PERSON,I AM DOING THIS FOR THE STRONG REASON THAT I WANT TO RETIRE AND SPEND THE REMAINING PART OF MY LIFE PEACEFULLY WHILE MY INVESTMENTS SHOULD BE ABLE TO YIELD ENOUGH TO CATER FOR ME AND MY FAMILY.

MR JESUS,TRUST ITSELF IS AN ELUSIVE PHENOMENA,BUT IT IS ONE YOU MUST LEARN THAT YOU HAVE TO PART WITH WHEN YOU MUST DEAL WITH PEOPLE.I CAN LEARN TO TRUST YOU AND YOU WITH ME OVER TIME AND FROM THE DEVELOPMENTS OF THIS TRANSACTION.I WANT YOU TO SERIOUSLY CONSIDER THIS VENTURE AND NOT JUST THE REWARD ATTACHED TO IT.I HAVE MY OWN APPREHENSIONS,BUT WE MUST FORGE AHEAD.I AM SURE GOD ALMIGHTY SHALL EVENTUALLY SEE US THROUGH.

HAVING SAID ALL THIS,I REQUIRE THAT YOU RENDER ME SOME TRUST-WORTHY ASSISTANCE IN SECURING THE SAFETY AND INVESTMENTS OF THE FUNDS IN QUESTION i.e $33.5 MILLION .YOU MUST ENSURE THAT YOU EXERCISE ULTIMATE CONTROL OVER SUCH ACCOUNTS THAT YOU MAY WANT TO LODGE THE FUNDS INTO.YOU MUST NOTE,HOWEVER,THAT YOU MAY HAVE TO SPLIT THE FUNDS INTO SMALLER AMOUNTS THEN DISBURSE THEM INTO DIFFERENT ACCOUNTS.

BE INFORMED THAT BEFORE THIS PROCESS,WE SHALL HAVE FULLY INCORPORATED AND REGISTER A LEGALLY EXISTING COMPANY FOR YOU HERE IN S.A. THIS IN ITSELF IS TO GIVE YOU THE FUNCTIONAL ABILITY AND RIGHT TO WHICH ONLY THE ORIGINAL CONTRACTOR WAS ENTITLED TO,THUS WE SHALL TRANSFER THE FUNDS TO YOU AS IF YOU WERE THE CONTRACTOR.AT THIS POINT,I ASK THAT YOU SEND TO ME YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS FOR EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION,I ALSO REQUIRE YOUR FULL NAMES,ADDRESS AND COMPANY NAME IF YOU HAVE ANY,HENCE WE MAY JUST INCORPORATE THE COMPANY HERE AS AN OFFSHORT OF THE MOTHER COMPANY. AND WE MAY HAVE TO DEVISE A CODE SO THAT WHENEVER I CALL, YOU WILL KNOW I AM THE ONE.I MUST ALSO INSIST THAT YOU HAVE A POWER OF ATTORNEY FROM ME,ALBEIT,THIS WILL BE FOR YOU TO LEGITIMATELY DO ON MY BEHALF WHAT I AM CAPABLE OF DOING. AT THIS POINT I WANT YOU TO SCAN AND SEND TO ME YOUR PASSPORT,SO I CAN BE SURE OF YOUR IDENTITY.

BE INFORMED THAT WHEN YOU MAIL ME CC ME AT drdupreez55@ziplip.com THIS IS A VERY SECURED SITE AND THE DOCUMENT I SHALL BE SENDING TO YOU SOON SHALL BE THROUGH THIS MAIL ACCOUNT.I SHALL HAVE SENT YOU THE PASSWORD TO USE IN ACCESSING THE MAIL CONTENT.THIS WILL ENABLE YOU AND I TO TRANSACT OUR BUSINESS QUITELY AND CONFIDENTIALLY.I STILL WANT TO REMIND YOU,JESUS,THAT CONFIDENTIALITY AND SECRECY ARE THE CARDINAL POLES OF THIS TRANSACTION,AS I AM STILL IN ACTIVE CIVIL SERVICE AND I CANNOT RISK TO PUT THIS FUNDS IN ANY JEOPARDY AND DANGER.I KNOW THE LORD GOD SHALL SURELY SEE US THROUGH,AMEN.

WE MAY SOON EXCHANGE A MEMORANDUM OF UNDERSTADING AND AGREEMENT IF WE ARE ABLE TO ARRIVE AT A SOUNDING COMPROMISE.AND I AM SURE SOMEDAY WE SHALL TOAST TO A SUCCESSFUL ACHIEVEMENT OF THIS VENTURE.

OH! YES,I HAVE SEEN NELSON MANDELA.HE REMAINS A MEEK AND HUMBLE FELLOW.I AM SURE WE MAY HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO PAY THE PAN-AFRICANIST A VISIT SOMEDAY TOO.

THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU.DO HAVE A PLEASANT DAY.

REGARDS.

DR ALWYN du PREEZ

Of course, I am sure that you are honest. I was only being cautious. You certainly have a lot of e-mail addresses! You must be VERY important!

You sound like quite an attractive and spiritual man. Are you perhaps a follower of Baba Christ? You sound like someone with a deep spiritual intellect. If not, I would be happy to send you some literature. I'm sure you will find our rituals quite invigorating, especially the Orgy of the Saints. Oh, how we've longed to have a strong black man to participate!

Perhaps a few of my fellow Baba Christ worshipers could come and visit you? I'm sure we could convince you of the true path.

Be that as it may, I am always ready to help a friend in need, especially a strong, husky doctor. I had a dream about you last night. Well, you, Nelson Mandela, and a can of okra. You and Nelson were fighting over which of you would get to feed me the okra by hand. Afterward, we read Bible verses... Jeremiah 19:9, I think. It makes me tingly just thinking about it!

My phone number is 415-281-XXXX. My fax number is 415-558-XXXX

My address is:

Jesus DeJesus
537 Jones St. No. XXXX
San Francisco, CA 94102

I look forward to hearing from you.

- Jesus

I miss you.

- Jesus

I ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR MAIL INCLUDING THE CONTENTS,i.e YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS,HOWEVER,I STILL REQUEST THAT YOU MAIL TO ME THE PICTURE PAGE OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT.THIS IS VERY VITAL FOR IDENTIFICATION PURPOSES.

AND BY THE WAY,YOU STILL DID NOT TELL ME THE NAME OF YOUR COMPANY.THIS CONCERNS THE INCORPORATION OF AN OFF-SHORT COMPANY FOR YOU HERE IN S.A.

I REALLY CAN`T SEE WHY YOU ARE MISSING ME.WE HARDLY KNOW EACHOTHER VERY WELL.I MIGHT HAVE TO ASK YOU WHAT YOUR SEXUAL PREFERENCE IS.ANYWAY,I KNOW WE SHALL SURELY BE ABLE TO SEE SOON TO DRINKS AND DISCUSS THESE EVENTS AS PAST.

DO HAVE A LOVELY DAY.

REGARDS,

DR ALWYN du PREEZ

I apologize! You write so much I must have missed that. Here is a scan of my passport and my company letterhead. My company is NAMBLA CORPORATION. We're kind of a dating service.

I do so hope this is enough to get us started!

I'm sorry if I come on too strong. It is very lonely here in the office and as for my sexual preference... well, I'm flexible (though I do have a penchant for gerbiling on the weekend). Are you? I do hope so. I have this image of you all built up in my mind. Do you have a picture to send? I can just picture us sipping frozen margaritas by the pool at your villa. Do you like margaritas? Oh, there is so much I don't know about you!

- Jesus

COMPLIMENTS OF THE DAY TO YOU AND I HOPE YOU ARE WELL AND DOING GREAT FOR YOURSELF.FIRSTLY,I MUST SAY POLITELY HOW SORRY I AM THAT MY MAIL ARE EVER SO LONG,IT IS DUE TO THE MAGNANIMOUS NATURE OF THIS VENTURE.YOU ARE AWARE OF THE AMOUNT OF FUNDS INVOLVED HERE,I AM SURE.I ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOU MAIL AND THE PASSPORT AND LETTER HEAD INCLUDED,AND INDEED YOU HAVE SHOWN ME THAT YOU ARE WILLING AND READY TO RENDER ME THE MUCH DESIRED ASSISTANCE.THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT,I HAD PREVIOUSLY SECURED STEPS TO ENSURE THAT THE FUNDS WERE SHIPPED OUT OF SOUTH AFRICA UNDER THE GUISE OF PRECIOUS ORNAMENTS,JEWELLRIES AND EXPENSIVE AFRICAN ART WORKS.I ENGAGED THE WISDOM OF SOME TOP GOVERNMENT FUNCTIONARIES WHO RECOMMENDED A SECURITY COMPANY THROUGH WHICH THE TRUNK BOXES COULD BE SHIPPED.MR LIPINSKI,UNTIL TWO DAYS BACK I NEVER TOOK THIS PLAN SERIOUSLY,BECAUSE I WAS TIMID AND UNSURE,BUT I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE TO YOU THAT THE CONSIGNMENT HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED TO HAVE SUCCEESFULLY GONE TO SPAIN THROUGH THE SECURITY COMPANY AND IT IS DUE TO BE IN SPAIN BY TOMORROW.YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT NO DETAIL YOU HAVE SENT IS USELESS,I HAVE SET ABOUT ENGAGING THE SERVICES OF AN ATTORNEY TO CONCLUSIVELY INCORPORATE A COMPANY FOR YOU HERE IN S.A.YOU SHALL GET THE CERTIFICATE OF INCORPORATION IMMEDIATELY IT IS READY.I STILL INTEND FOR YOU TO RECEIVE THE FUNDS AS ORIGINALLY PLANNED i.e AS A CONTRACTOR.THUS I WANT YOU TO BE GIVEN SUFFICIENT AND LEGITIMATE PROTECTION.

SUFFICE IT TO SAY THAT I AM PLEADING WITH YOU TO MAKE THE TRIP TO SPAIN AND CLAIM THE TRUNK BOXES OF CONSIGNMENT AS THE BONA FIDE BENEFICIARY.YOU SHALL HAVE GOTTEN THE DOCUMENTS CONCERNING THE CONSIGNMENT BEFORE YOU TRAVEL.

MEANWHILE,MY APPLICATION FOR MY ANNUAL LEAVE HAS BEEN GRANTED AND I INTEND TO USE THIS DURATION TO SUCCESSFULLY ACHIEVE THIS PROJECT.I INTEND TO TRAVEL TO THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA FIRST WHERE I SHALL BE STAYING FOR PROBABLY TWO WEEKS.THE IMPRESSION IS THAT I AM HOLIDAYING IN NIGERIA,BUT I SHALL MAKE A CLANDESTINE TRIP TO SPAIN WHERE YOU AND I SHALL SAFELY CONCLUDE OUR BUSINESS.AS YOU KNOW I DO NOT INTEND TO RAISE ANY EYEBROW AS CIVIL SERVANTS ARE NOT EXPECTED TO MAKE ANY BOGOUS EXPENDITURE,HENCE I HAVE TO FULLY ENSURE THAT NO ONE KNOWS MY INTINERANCY.I SHALL BE ESTABLISHING CONTACT WITH YOU SOON AND I SHOULD BE ABLE TO GIVE YOU A PHONE NUMBER IMMEDIATELY I ARRIVE IN NIGERIA.

MR JESUS,IT MY HUMBLE HOPE THAT THE ALMIGHTY GOD SEES US THROUGH THIS AND GRANT US THE COMPLETION OF THIS VENTURE WITHOUT HITCHES.I HAVE NOT INFORMED MY FAMILY YET ABOUT MY TRIP,AS I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE YOUR OPINION FIRST.I JUST BELIEVE THAT AT THE END OF MY LEAVE PERIOD,I SHOULD BE ABLE TO BOAST OF ENOUGH IN MY ACCOUNT.PLEASE GIVE THIS NEW DEVELOPMENT A PONDER AND LET ME HAVE YOUR CANDID ANSWER.I WANT TO BELIEVE THAT THIS NEW ARRANGEMENT FAVOURS BOTH OF US. AND IN ADDITION,THE BUSINESS WILL BE PROPERLY DONE IN A NEUTRAL AND SAFE COUNTRY.

I WISH TO APPEAL TO YOUR EMOTION TO PLEASE GIVE ME AN AFFIRMATIVE ANSWER SO WE CAN FORGE AHEAD.THANK YOU.I KNOW YOU WOULD STILL FROWN AT MY LONG MAIL,BUT YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT I CANNOT HELP IT.HOWEVER,SINCE WE SHALL SOON ESTABLISH CONTACT YOU SHALL BE SPARED.

OH!! BY THE WAY,YOU LOOK QUITE CHARMING.

REGARDS,

DR ALWYN du PREEZ

N/B:I SHALL BE FAXING TO YOU SOON THE MEMORANDUM OF UNDERSTANDING AND AGREEMENT FOR YOU TO APPEND YOUR SIGNATURE.

I understand what you are saying, but my name is Jesus DeJesus, not Jesus Lipinksi.

- Jesus

SORRY FOR THE MISCONSTRUCTION.HOWEVER,HAVING RIGHT THE WRONG NOW I THINK YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO TELL ME POSITIVELY IF YOU WILL BE ABLE TO MAKE THE TRIP TO SPAIN.I AM GOING AHEAD TO BOOK MY FLIGHT TICKET TO NIGERIA AND I HAVE GONE AHEAD TO START PREPARATION FOR A FLIGHT OUT TO SPAIN.PLEASE,MR JESUS,IT WILL BE EXPEDIENT FOR US TO SETTLE AND CRYSTALISE OUR POSITIONS.

ONCE AGAIN I AM SORRY FOR THE WRONG IDENTIFICATION.PLEASE GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

REGARDS,

DR ALWYN du PREEZ

Oh, of course! Spain is simply lovely this time of year, isn't it? And the Spanish men! I once had this Spanish gardener... he stood outside the window, gazing into my bedroom at me as he pretended to trim the bushes. I acted like I didn't know he was there, but I could see him smile as my hand crept down to my special place.

Then I looked up as if I was shocked to see him. He looked scared at first, until I smiled and beckoned him to come inside. His soft kisses caressed my body. He must have kissed me a thousand times. Finally, I couldn't take it any more. "Make love to me!" I screamed, "Make love to me like the animal you are!"

"Si." he said.

*sigh* I'm ready to go to Spain when you are!

- Jesus

THANK YOU FOR YOUR MAIL.AS A MATTER OF FACT,I HAVE BOOKED FOR MY FLIGHT TO NIGERIA AND SHALL BE ARRIVING NIGERIA TOMORROW.INVARIABLY,I SHOULD BE ABLE TO CONTACT YOU ON THE PHONE NUMBER YOU GAVE ME,AND AFTERWARDS GIVE YOU A PHONE NUMBER TO ALWAYS CONTACT ME IN TURN.

WELL,MR JESUS,HERE GOES OUR HOPE.I PRAY THAT ALMIGHTY GOD GUIDES THIS TRANSACTION AND HELP US TO SAFELY SECURE OUR OBJECTIVE,AMEN.

RIGHT NOW,I INTEND TO SEE MY ATTORNEY AS REGARDS YOUR CERTIFICATE OF INCORPORATION AND REGISTRATION.I SHOULD BE ABLE TO FAX YOU THE MEMORANDUM OF UNDERSTANDING AND AGREEMENT BY TUESDAY,FOR YOU TO APPEND YOUR SIGNATURE AND SEND BACK TO ME.

ONCE AGAIN,MR JESUS,I IMPLORE YOU TO RESPECT THE CONFIDENTIAL NATURE OF THIS TRANSACTION.IT IS FOR BOTH OUR SAFETY,ESPECIALLY MINE.AS SOON AS I CONTACT YOU,I SHALL GIVE YOU A CODE TO ALWAYS KNOW THAT I AM THE ONE ANYTIME I CALL YOU.

FOR NOW,DO HAVE A PLEASANT DAY.

RAGARDS,

DR ALWYN du PREEZ.

I look forward to it. I have been anticipating hearing your voice for the past week. Just the thought of it gets me excited in a way that is very difficult to describe.

How is Nigeria this time of year? I hear the beaches are wonderful. When I was a child, I had an issue of National Geographic with an article about Nigeria. I think it was the first time I ever saw naked people in a magazine. Needless to say, it afforded me many years of pleasurable bathroom reading.

Will you be staying at the Sheraton or the Hilton in Abuja? I think you should stay at the Hilton. They have three indoor squash courts, which is a very good thing to have. I've never played squash before, but I'm a pretty good gardener and I and grow a mean pumpkin! If I ever go to Nigeria, maybe we could get together and play a game. I'll bring the squash!

Do you know if they use zuchinni or hubbard squash? Local customs are SO important!

Looking forward to your call!

- Jesus

I GOT YOUR MAIL,ONLY THIS TIME I AM IN NIGERIA.WE LANDED IN LAGOS AT EXACTLY 2:30 P.M (GMT).LAGOS IS QUITE SUNNY AND THE WHEATHER IS VERY PEACEFUL.

BY THE WAY,I AM NOT LODGING AT THE SHERATON.I AM SURE YOU ARE AWARE THAT I AM STILL KEEPING A LOW PROFILE UNTIL THIS ALL TRANSACTION IS WELL TAKEN CARE.I SHALL CALL YOU BETWEEN 11:00 -12:00PM GMT TOMORROW.I SHALL BE ABLE TO PROVIDE YOU WITH A PHONE NUMBER WHERE YOU CAN REACH ME TOO.

PLEASE MR JESUS,JUST HELP ME TO SEE THIS THING THROUGH NOW THAT WE`VE STARTED THE PROCESS.OH BY THE WAY YOU CAN BE SUCH A PUT OFF AT TIMES.I MEANT THAT AS A COMPLIMENT.

LOOKING FORWARD TO TALKING WITH YOU TOMORROW.

REGARDS,

DR ALWYN du PREEZ.

I can be such a put off at times? Alwyn, I am convulsed by your ludibrious perspicacy. I don't think I have ever encountered a being as exceedingly flatulent as you. And I mean that as a compliment. I am so looking forward to our conversation!

Alwyn, please understand me when I say that those rotor turbines will not generate gravitons by themselves. You may laugh nervously, pause, and ask me what I am talking about. I hope that, when we finally meet there will be (as my friend Tobor would say), excessive cornholing. It will be a joyous occasion!

- Jesus

COMPLIMENTS OF THE DAY TO YOU AND I DO HOP YOU HAD A PLEASANT WEEKEND.WELL,I THOUGHT I DID UNTIL THIS MOMENT WHEN I TRIED THE TELEPHONENUMBER YOU GAVE RELENTLESSLY NO NO AVAIL.IT KEPT TELLING METHAT"THE NUMBER YOU ARE DIALING CANNOT BE ANSWERED,PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER."I DID WAIT AND TRIED ABOUT FIVE TO SIX TIMES AND KEPT ON GETTING THE SAME ANSWER.PLEASE CONFIRM THE NUMBER WITH THE SUPPOSED ONE YOU GAVE ME AND TELL ME IF I AM WRONG.415-281-XXXX.HOWEVER,WE MUST RECORD PROGRESS IN THIS MATTER,HENCE YOU CAN REACH ME ON THIS NUMBER 234-8033070660.IT IS A G.S.M. NUMBER STRICTLY FOR THE PURPOSE OF KEEPING YOU AND I KEEPING CONTACT WITH EACHOTHER.

PLEASE REACH ME AT 6:00 P.M (G.M.T)THAT IS ABOUT FIVE HOURS FROM THE TIME OF THIS MAIL.HERE IN NIGERIA IT IS EXACTLY 12:54 P.M.I AWAIT YOUR CALL SOON.HAVE A LOVELY TIME UNTIL WE ARE ABLE TO ESTABLISH CONTACT.

REGARDS,

DR ALWYN du PREEZ.

I apologize for the incontinence!

- Jesus

TO SAY THE LEAST I AM DISAPPOINTED AT THE SHOW YOU AND WHOEVER PUT UP TODAY.I MEAN THERE I WAS TRYING TO CALL YOU AND EVERYTIME A LADY ANSWERS AND AFTERWARDS HANGS UP ON ME.

DID YOU GIVE HER INSTRUCTIONS TO THAT EFFECT?THEN WHY IN GOD`S NAME DID YOU MAKE ME TO START TO COMMIT MYSELF IN THE FIRST PLACE.I AM SO ASHAMED AND DUMBFOUNDED.

DR ALWYN.

You did ask to speak to Jesus, correct?

- Jesus

I DID ASK TO SPEAK TO JESUS AND EVEN GAVE YOUR NUMBERS TO WHOEVER THE LADY WAS,BUT BELIEVE ME I KEPT BEING CUT OFF INTENTIONALLY.I FELT EMBARRASSED AND HUMILIATED.

PLEASE I ASK THAT YOU PLEASE CALL ME AT THE PHONE NUMBER I PROVIDED.I REALLY WANTED I US TO THIS MATTER THOROUGHLY OVER.ALTERNATIVELY,I SHALL FORWARD YOUR PERSONAL DETAILS TO THE SECURITY COMPANY IN SPAIN.BUT YOU MUST TRY TO REACH ME.AS IT NOW I STAND IN DOUBT ABOUT YOUR COMMITMENT TOWARDS THIS TRANSACTION.

HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON,

DR ALWYN du PREEZ.

I fear this may be a language problem.

Did you ask for "GEE-ZUHS" or "HAY-ZOOS?" I am of Hispanic descent, so my name is pronounced as it is in Spanish, not English. Perhaps the receptionist thought you were joking with her.

I will try to call you but it will be difficult, as the keys are very sticky from seminal fluids and astrolube.

- Jesus

OKAY THEN MY FRIEND I SHALL BE EXPECTING YOUR CALL NO MATTER WHAT YOUR FINGERS ARE STICKY WITH.

DR ALWYN.