Why would anyone want to spank a monkey?
They're cute and fuzzy and cuddly. We think monkeys are tops, and
anyone who wants to spank one is in need of serious help. We hear
about all of these guys who spank their poor, hairy little monkeys...
we just don't understand.
If you have a problem with spanking your monkey, we have some advice. Perhaps you could learn to reason with
your monkey. Positive reinforcement helps. When your monkey behaves
well, petting and stroking are sure to encourage good behavior.
If you feel like spanking your monkey, why
not play with our little monkey toy at left? Just move the
mouse over the nice monkey and let the calming, swirling patterns
erase any violent thoughts from your mind. That's it... calm...
peaceful... no thoughts of monkey spanking.
Now, get away from us, you freak.