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Latest
additions: Sister Lillian
is at it again, making a scammer from Amsterdam crazy over in Scamming the Scammers.

Feel like shopping?
Please take a moment to do some shopping for the lovely jewelry my wife has created at
Aesir Adornment.

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small business site. Check out
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| What is Dumbentia? Well, to start, it's a
combination of a couple of words: dumb and dementia. My trusty
dictionary defines dementia as "loss or impairment of mental powers."
The word dumb, of course, goes without saying. That pretty
much describes this place -- a showcase of the humor that is
continuously slipping out of my mind. |
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I started producing these parodies a few years ago for the amusement of my
co-workers and friends in the computer industry. People liked them and began giving me
suggestions for other subjects to make fun of. Since the files were created in PageMaker,
they were usually distributed by photocopy and fax.

PageMaker allows the files to be exported to the widely used Acrobat
PDF format. I've dusted off and updated some of the older parodies, created
some new ones, and put them on this site for your enjoyment. I hope you like
them!

Chris Condon
chris@condon.net |
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Some people ask me, "Why are these
parodies PDFs? Why don't you make them GIFs or JPEGs?" Well, mainly, these things are
meant to be printed and hung up on a cubicle wall. (My name for this is
"cubicleware"). A GIF or JPEG would have to be simply
huge to print out with anything near the quality of the PDF and still be legible.
Mainly this is because in a PDF the text (even the huge text) is saved as
text with additional formatting information
-- not as graphics. Not only is the file smaller, but the text is more
legible. |
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