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National Instigator
A number of tabloid newspaper
covers inspired by the Weekly World News. As I finished these up, I
realized that some of them could probably make it into their pages
with little trouble.
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Spank the Monkey
I got tired
of seeing those "Shock the Monkey" banner ads, so I did this parody
of it. Be sure to click on the ad to see the ad behind it -- it's
worth the click.
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The New Shows on UPN!
This is one of those parodies where people read it, laugh
out loud, and then decide that I need to be locked away for a very
long time. The interesting thing is that there are several
"new shows" featured here, and everyone has a different
favorite. Maybe it would make a good personality test...?
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Sidekick Friends Network
Yeah, okay, it's a bad pun. But any parody that included Ed
McMahon, Gabby Hayes, and Aqualad can't be all bad... can
it?
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I Know What You
Downloaded
Last Summer
Few things are more scary than your boss, access logs in
hand, asking you about what sites you've been visiting on
the net. Errr... Wally was using my computer that day,
really!
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Screen
Nothing can put fear in your heart like a good, old
fashioned Windows NT Blue Screen of Death. Slasher maniacs? No
problem. Flesh-eating zombies? Who cares? But a Blue Screen of
Death? Yikes! I get shivers just thinking about it.
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Methane
Oprah Winfrey, television producer Marcy Carsey, and former Nickelodeon president
Geraldine Laybourne are starting a new cable network for women named Oxygen. I thought it
would be nice to have network just for men. I think you'll agree that some of my ideas for
shows would make for gripping television.
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National Geographic Swimsuit Issue
This was done a couple of years before
National Geographic did their swimsuit issue.
At the time, I thought
that this was an entirely ridiculous and impossible idea. Truth
really is stranger than fiction.
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Save 100% With 1-800-COLLECT!
I got to thinking about how you can save up to 44% when you dial 1-800-COLLECT.
"Wait a second!" I thought, "You can save a LOT more than that!" How?
Well, you'll just have to read the advertisement...
